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Journal created:
on 23 March 2001 (#81573)
Updated:
on 17 December 2021
Name:
I Blame the Dutch
Location:
Podunkia, United States
Website:
You are the wonder of the cosmos, possibly for embarrassing reasons, but always a wonder. ~ Peter S. Beagle, The Folk of the Air

I have: purple hair, flat feet, glasses since first grade, and more cats than is strictly sensible.

I loves me some: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/most things created by Joss Whedon. Strangers In Paradise. Doctor Who. Merlin. Due South. Misfits. Glee. Being Human (UK). House. Supernatural. Lost Girl. True Blood. Science fiction. Fantasy. Horror movies, especially the one with stringy-haired ghost girls. Horror novels, especially the ones with stringy-haired ghost girls. LGBT fiction. Fanfiction. Roleplaying games. Dorks. Canadians. The Dutch.

I live: in a house with a dork my wife drax, the aforementioned unsensible cats, and a large herd of dustbunnies.

I friend: a) personal friends, b) interesting people, c) fanfic writers, d) fellow gamers, e) only the small subset of b+c+d that I think I can keep up with without losing track of who's who and what's happening in their lives. No need to ask permission to add me to your friendslist or feel guilty about removing me from it. I can't friend everyone who reads me and stay sane-ish; fair-n-square, I don't expect everyone I read to friend me. Unless they want to. Because I'm cute brilliant paying them somehow amusing.

I'm gonna be: a) (500 Miles) b) a fireman when the floods roll back c) better when I'm older d) all of the above.

Age statement for those communities wot needs one: I'm drastically over the age of legality in any country, much less my own.

Fanstuffs policy: You don't need to ask my permission to remix, podfic, translate, or create art of any sort for any fanwork I have posted, unless it's a co-written story. (In which case, you've got my default permission, but you'll need to ask my co-writers for theirs.) Please include credit and/or a link back to my work, though. Also, feel free to share the link to your work with me - I'd love to see it! [Folded, spindled, and mutilated from kaizoku's statement on the same subject!]

Big Note: I no longer post new entries here. This journal is mirrored on dreamwidth (same user name), and any new posts will go there. However, I'm much more active on Twitter (same name, locked but if I know you, send me a friend request and I'll gladly add your account) and on instagram (mpoetess-insta, public).
*fingerwiggle*, admiring mer's sexy brain, amy pond, androgynous fonts, angel the series, angel/spike, anna silk, arthur pendragon, bdsm, being five, being the good one, bisexuality, bitching, bitterwoman, black adder, blaming canada, blank verse blog week, bowieknife of the brain, bridge carson, bridge/xander, buffy the vampire slayer, callum keith rennie, calumet region, cats, charles de lint, clean well-meaning morons, coffee, conventions, copilots, country music, crochet, doctor who, donuts, due south, fan fiction, fan vids, fandom, fandom high, fanged four, fantasy, filk music, firefly, folk music, francine peters, franklin steve watermelon, gay marriage, gay pants, ghosts, giles, girls kissing, groping tbq, guys kissing, indiana, indigo girls, jayne cobb, katchoo, katie's mindcontrolling boobs, katina choovanski, kink, kittens, ksenia solo, kung pow, len's cleavage, librarians, library science, little mosque, logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny, lost girl, lucid dreaming, magic fight, matt austin, merlin, meta, midwest, naked mal, naps, neil gaiman, neverwhere, nicholas brendon, non-existent english major, non-stick compassionate, omgdirty, pagan, pancakes, pastede on yay, paul gross, pervy vampire puppet fancier, peter s beagle, photomanipulation, pie, poetry, poly, power rangers spd, puns, queer as folk, reading, redundancy, rpgs, satire, schmoop, science fiction, scrubs, sex, show tunes, slash, slash conventions, slash fanfic, small words or handpuppets, smut, snark, songvids, spike, spike/xander, spontaneous multiple donkey parties, steve goodman, strangers in paradise, swmbo-tormenting, tara, tattoos, telepathic boobies, television, the gay supremacy hour, threesomes are extra, tiny blondes with issues, vampires, vidding, vids, vienna teng, whining, whoremodding, william the bloody, writing, xander harris, xander/spike, your face, your mom, ♀♀, ♀♂, ♂♂

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