fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee
by talos this cant be happening
well at least them good old boys are staying sober
what the fuck

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee
by talos this cant be happening
well at least them good old boys are staying sober
what the fuck
fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee
by talos this cant be happening
well at least them good old boys are staying sober
what the fuck
fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee
by talos this cant be happening
well at least them good old boys are staying sober
what the fuck
I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.
my friend has been telling me to watch one piece anytime the concept of watching something comes up in the grad office for the past year and this morning my dash decided it was going to show me exclusively one piece content so FINE. YOU WIN. I’LL FUCKING WATCH ONE PIECE YOU ASSHOLE. you don’t even HAVE tumblr how did you DO this???
I’ve officially been broken down by the faggotry and the aro/aceness of it all
and the cannon trans characters of course

Wearing my jorts out to show off my calves like some harlot version of John Cena
going out on the town in my jorts and knee brace like a faggy stone cold steve austin
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
I’ve never played world of warcraft but I assume anyone named “the lich king” could protect me from actual real human lin manuel miranda
my friend just referred to an actor who “looks like michael sheen if he was a victorian child” but has no idea who they mean so if anyone has any ideas please help me solve this mystery
other clues include:
-was maybe in psych
-has white hair but looks younger than you’d expect
^artist’s rendition
cleaning out the containers of paints lab students have mixed in the prop shop and so far my favorites are
-small bit of yellow lotta mold
-the color: huh?????
-hey why did someone put guacamole in here?? and why is it chunky????
-rust. not the color. the can is just full of rust
-raw egg. it is the consistency and colors of a raw egg. I would not be surprised to learn that that’s all this is. just a raw egg
-beautiful mint green feat. the look and smell of spoiled milk
-oops all mold!
-the venom symbiote?????