Moonlight Quotes

More great Josef/Mick dialog from 1x01 No Such Thing As Vampires -- all part of the same scene in my previous post. But to shorten it I put in lj-cuts. Enjoy!

Josef: (after watching TV news interviewing vampire "expert"): Vampire experts. Beautiful. Now we got the food mouthing off about the farmer. ( Collapse )
Josef: You know her?
Mick: Yeah, we did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: You, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: What do you mean? Like, she's driving along, and suddenly her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you'd ask her nicely. But, fielder's choice.
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Josef: So you're telling me some poser wannabe drinking blood out of a Snoop Dogg chalice
is behind this?
Mick: Yeah, something like that.
Josef: Hmm. Why haven't you killed him?
Mick: There's more than one suspect.
Josef: So kill them all. That's what I would do. Look, I know you have morals and scruples. And that's fine. Sort of. But you are not the man I, on occasion, pretend to respect if you don't get this under control. Hey, you have a soft spot for the mortal ones. A fascination with all the charming things they do while listening to the tick, tick, tick of their own looming demise. That's fine. It's good. Everyone needs a hobby.
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Mick: We're on the same side.
Josef: Sorry. Not questioning your loyalties.
Mick: Yeah? Good.
Josef: Yeah. Vampire solidarity. Rah rah rah. And all that.
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Josef has some of the best dialog with Mick in 1x01 No Such Thing As Vampires.

Mick: (arrives home to find Josef in his living room): Make yourself at home.
Josef: I did. Poured myself a drink. You seriously drink this stuff? What is it, like nonfat soy vegan blood?

Mick: I would recommend not going into the office

Beth: ok

Mick: ok…..

Mick: or upstairs….or through the grey door

Beth: Wow, this all sounds so Alice in Wonderland

Mick: Beware of the bottles that say drink me, ok

Beth: I'll go through the 'Wire reports. See if the cause of death matches any other recent murder victims.

Mick: Beth-

Beth: And you will ask the other vampires if they know anything?

Mick: There's not... like a big club house where we all hang out.

Beth: Were you married?

Mick: Once.

Beth: What happened?

Mick: She died.

Beth: Did you try and turn her into a ...

Mick: She's dead. Period.

Beth: Okay. Sorry.

Mick: You're not. Trust me.

Creepy Cult Follower Guy: You're Not A Cop

Mick:  No I'm not, which means I don't have to fill out paperwork in triplicate when I kick your ass again.

CCFG: Hey man I got rights.

Mick: Yeah you broke into a private residence, I have the right to shoot you...... which I'm still considering. 

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Josef: Ah, vinyl recliners. Have 'crazed killer' written all over them, don't they?

1x01 - No Such Thing As Vampires

Josef: It's a threat to our secrecy. What is this, the 1720s? We're discreet! We don't leave bodies lying around. Now we have to be extra vigilant. We live in an age of fingerprint scans, DNA tests, genome mapping...
Mick: ...Josef! Relax!
Josef: I am relaxed. This is relaxed. You're only 90. You've never been chased by a torch-bearing mob.


Josef: So you're telling me some poser wannabe drinking blood out of a Snoop Dogg chalice is behind this?


1x07 - The Ringer

“Coraline drove you crazy the whole time that you knew her and now she’s dead and she’s still driving you crazy. You need to let her go.” - Josef

“Coraline did not come back from the undead to exact revenge on you.” - Josef

“Can't we hire someone to do this?” - Josef

micks voice over : what do you do when the one thing you need to save your life is the one thing that would make life unbearable...


from ep 04 The Fever




mick voice over: Maybe it’s the sum of a million coincidences we don’t quite control that brings us to a particular place at a particular time, or maybe it’s the choices we make, the actions we take. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in 85 years, it’s that what we want doesn’t always matter

and after they kiss micks voiceover: What we want doesn’t always matter, but then again, sometimes it’s all that does.

from ep 5 Arrested Development