i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/
she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,
my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??
her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh
i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god
i am going to the deepest reaches of hell for this
i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...
i uh, i got her moms number....
i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...
Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her
hey um.... does she like girls....
look i'm normal, im *trying* to fuck your mom. yes you too dear reader, i'm coming for your mom too
Modern idea of medieval ladies: Poor damsels in distress locked in towers, waiting for a knight to rescue them
Medieval ladies in medieval literature:
(From La Tavola Ritonda, 14th century)
you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever
as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.
"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"
to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you
tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl
what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.
if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
ouch
it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us
We must be reaching some apex now ... counties have canceled their Flock agreements, only to realize Flock will not stop re-activating the camera.
Meta's glasses are being worn by textile workers to train AI.
Our tech isn't even PRODUCTS anymore! They want you to pay to wear an AI training rig FOR THEM!
They want US taxes to subsidize their spy network!
They want us to pay them for the honor and privilege of spying on ourselves and sending that data to them.
They have the audacity to pretend these are products we should want, and pay monthly fees to use!
People I think should be in jail* as a chronic Zillow user:
- People who totally gut the interior of homes when there is no structural or safety reason to do so.
- People who paint over natural wood window casements.
- People who paint over any natural wood details, really.
- People who paint over the panes of transom windows.
- People who want to “modernize” the interior of historical homes instead of restoring it with historic integrity.
- Furthermore, anyone who remodeled and “modernized” a historic house from the 70s to early 2000s and now the interior looks extremely dated to the time it was remodeled while the exterior retains its historic charm.
- Anyone who has covered up a fireplace. I know maintenance can be a pain in the ass, I don’t care. Argue with the wall you have created.
- Anyone who has greyified or beigeified an interior.
- People who gutted a house (that would have been livable in its previous state) and then gave up on remodeling and relisted it on the market. Fuck you. Go to hell.
- People who painted the exterior of Victorian, Queen Anne, Craftsman style houses etc. bland and historically incorrect colors like plain white and grey.
- If you have ever put in a popcorn ceiling (where there was not a popcorn ceiling before), death penalty, actually.
*This is a hyperbolic turn of phrase, I disagree with the carceral punishment system, especially in the United States. I don’t actually believe in incarcerating people who poorly remodel and flip houses, even if they are contributing to the current housing crisis and destroying architectural and aesthetic value.
I will add to this list when I remember things that piss me off.
was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now
