Not Inclined to Resign to Maturity

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jennyfair7
teaboot

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

POV image of the camera holder gripping a large black cat who has half a bologna sandwich sticking out of his mouthALT
teaboot

Ollie the big black cat holding half a bologna sandwich in his mouth. Half of one side has been torn away in an attempt to remove it from his grip.ALT
Gif of Ollie the largely black cat in his owner's grip, holding half a sandwich in his mouth. He looks away and takes another furtive chew without dropping it.ALT

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

teaboot

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Had to draw

wanderlogged
sweatermuppet

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closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

tiredyke

[ID: a picture of an article that says, “Hopefully gay liberation will continue to raise confusing issues until the world at large becomes so confused and befuddled about sex and gender and all that people can finally stop worrying if "it's a boy or a girl" and get around to being free to be and to love people.” /end ID]

wanderlogged
yellbug

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

villains-are-my-heroes

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

general-sleepy

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

pusong-mangga

@funnier-as-a-system

wanderlogged

Anonymous asked:

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

stitchthesewords answered:

💀 my brother in christopher

basuralindo

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it's true and you should say so louder

dubiouslynamed

I don't know any of you, hitting the reblog button.

lapisllong

I mean, I'm rebloghing from a mutual because I'm too lazy to see this, dive into the notes, locate someone i don't follow, and reblog theirs instead.

But I know none whose listed above! 😘

elljayvee
derinthescarletpescatarian:
“naryrising:
“mercurywells:
“proship-carmen:
“hadeantaiga:
“billybluboy:
“ratherembarrassing:
“shadow-manor:
“The rest of the thread is here.
tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids. You won’t like what happens next.
”
read this...
shadow-manor

The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.

ratherembarrassing

read this thread. this is by far the most concise explanation of a lot of different issues that i’ve seen in fandom spaces in a while. cosigning both the linked thread and the thread about aus/uk/can law that’s linked in-thread.

billybluboy

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AHDHXHEBSG TWITTER WRITERS DID WHAT NOW???? AND PEOPLE PAID THEM????

hadeantaiga

If someone has never taken a class that includes copyright law, they may not know this stuff, so I don’t necessarily blame random people for not knowing what copyright is, but like… maybe just maybe it’s something that should be taught????

proship-carmen

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mercurywells

Just another reminder, because this always drives me crazy, but even if monetizing your fic was 100% unambiguously legal and protected, AO3 would still not let you do it because AO3 was founded and is supported by people like me who want a fandom community that is completely divested from making money off of fic.

naryrising

Yes, this. Lots of fanworks on AO3 are unambiguously legal. Fics based on Shakespeare plays and fairy tales and Greek mythology and The Great Gatsby and your original character from your D&D game are not violations of copyright, because no copyright applies to those things.

AO3 still doesn’t let you monetize those things on the site, because we don’t want the site to be commercial! Because that’s not what it’s for!

It’s not there for you (generic you) to make money off the efforts of the people who build and maintain the site for free! We aren’t getting paid for the work we do to give you a nice site to use, just like you aren’t getting paid for the work you do to create whatever art you share there. Because fandom is supposed to be a community where we share with each other, and therefore we all benefit.

The deal is, we give you a free, stable, safe platform to host your works. In exchange, you get a site that isn’t covered in ads and tip jars and links to gofundme and “read the next chapter at my patreon”. You get one goddamn place on the internet that isn’t trying to make money off you. And we will defend that space and keep it non-commercial.

derinthescarletpescatarian

If you want to make money off your fics, you can instead post them somewhere like royal Road. “Oh, but Royal Road’s culture is so much more negative and stressful and lacks the supportive norms of AO3!” Yeah, because people are trying to make money there. Half the userbase is treating it as a storefront and hustling is the natural social consequence of that. AO3’s culture can only exist because it’s not commercial.

sonicbananasaregood
anonhunx

I can't do the cool fake social media in-universe screenshots but! Kip Grady posts something like "Ugh men 😮‍💨" on Twitter (before Scott, he's just a dude right now) and some chud responds like "Erm well have you considered that YOU are A Male yourself???" And Kip goes "Yes and so you can imagine how irritating it is to date them, I make strides towards self improvement why can't Jefferey." And this goes viral and several years later somebody goes SCOTT HUNTER IS DATING THE WHY CAN'T JEFFERY GUY because this has become a meme. And the real Jefferey is like a crypto scammer now

heated rivalry