Nothing to do at night but natter.

 random chat version: IT'S BEEN A WHILE, GUYS.

Random chat version: Happy Earth Day!

Random chat version: One more day 'til the weekend!

Random chat version: My kid dipped her strawberries in sour cream today. I think I'm going to puke. :(

Random chat version: I am so ready for summer.

Random chat version: Late start tonight, because I was busy being a Jew! Happy Passover.

Random chat version: Yesterday was Friday, tomorrow is Sunday, and Monday comes afterwards...

Random chat version: I am very uncomfortable listening to Enrique Iglesias say that tonight he's fucking you. Excuse him, but he doesn't mean to be rude. It's just his situation given his reputation. 

Random chat version: I typed "radon" twice before I could get "random" typed correctly.

Random chat version: Cupcakes. Possible side effects can include: rage, head i jusy, pnts covered in dirt.

Edit: also, rare cases of inability to type. Or spellcheck.