User Number: 578465
Date Created:2002-05-31
Number of Posts: 137
I am the super duper double deluxe on-the-scene mixmaster. I'm bomb explosive...yet humble as a mumble in the jungle of shouts and screams. I lost my third eye in a horrible pirating accident. Aaargh, matey! I represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. I think Miss Cleo is right proper...for a woman straight outta Jamaica Queens. And I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. Except if it involves 12 year-old girls. wIZZord
Strengths: super vision, keen sense of hearing, power to make the boys weep (sometimes), supreme mixmaster skills, smoother-than-smooth dancing abilities, cleavage
Weaknesses: talented boys, boys with facial hair, cute boys, boys that sing, boys with perfect smiles, boys who write poetry, clowns, piggies, small children, vegan mocha cheesecake
Special Skills: reject extraordinnaire, kung fu drop kick powers, mad spitting skills, sex goddess seduction, reciting Eddie Izzard jokes like it ain't no thang, brick-laying
Weapons: look of DEATH, supa spleet, verbal bitchslap, cleavage
Muses: Rufus, my eight-dicked walrus. Reality TV. Velma. The Devil (he works at Starbucks). Mariah Carey...GRRR. Boys. Music. Talent. Rain. Sunshine. Love. Longing...