Welcome, Bass Travelers! The sounds of Miss OneThreeSeven are a thrilling, high speed, turbulent roller-coaster type ride that includes sharp turns, sudden bass drops & stops. Before you embark on your adventure, please place all preconceived notions, glasses, and loose possessions inside your pockets. FULLY prepare yourself for maximum bass absorption while you travel at 137 speed of sound.

During the ride please keep your hands and feet moving outside of the ride at all times. If you do not have a heart condition or are not pregnant, you may develop one or become so when finished.

At this time- fasten your bassface and prepare to launch. You are now ready for your intergalactic adventure, thank you and have a great flight."

5...4...3...2...1...1...3...7...1...1.... (bass, bass, bass, bass)