I'm a legend in my spare time.

Hm, well allow me to begin this rare, socially acceptable one-sided conversation with you. I'm just here for everyone's enjoyment, to amuse you. A novelty item, jack of all trades.

I like shirt pockets and putting things in them. And I have regeneration quasi-super powers.

Words I've Invented:
mightly ~ w.r.t. a probable outcome or likely occurrence
Greatzy ~ Great+Crazy

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.