Drinking

Mission 0009

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Remember, you don't have to complete your missions in order, and any means possible are acceptable in the pursuit of your goal. Also, please spread the word to others if you don't feel up to posting mission reports - it's gone awfully quiet around here of late.

Your mildly shambolic Lt, apiphile.
Drinking

Mission 0001: Done A New Way.

Title: Team B: Marching Orders / Cold Comfort
Fandom: Torchwood
Word Count: 16,255
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and mild sex.
Pairing: None, really, not so much.
Warnings: I warned you before, I shan't be doing it again.
Disclaimer: All these characters belong to the BBC, whom I don't currently trust to do anything awesome with them.
Notes: In some way, this is Ande's fault. It is also Emma's fault, and Cat's fault. They are all better writers than me, but refused to do it and thus, thus … I had to. I actually broke the habit of a lifetime and did some research for this, but it is no doubt riddled with factual inaccuracies. My defence is: It's fucking Torchwood, how much research do you think the writers on the show do?

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pain (is pretty)

Mission 0008

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Once again your redoubtable Captain ballroomblitz and I apologise in the delay posting missions. This time I think your Captain was actually abducted by a small but highly intelligent mouse-like lifeform, and my excuse is rather more in the vein of Captain Harkness, so I shall remain light on the details. Remember, you don't have to complete your missions in order, and any means possible are acceptable in the pursuit of your goal. Also, please spread the word to others if you don't feel up to posting mission reports - it's gone awfully quiet around here of late.

Your mildly shambolic Lt, apiphile.
insect/incest

Modly Abuse of Power.

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Mission 0007

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Once again your redoubtable Captain ballroomblitz and I apologise in the delay posting missions - our radio communication system suffered an attack by amusingly-shaped aliens, and left both of us under the assumption that the other was handling missions. Oops! Remember, you don't have to complete your missions in order, and any means possible are acceptible in the pursuit of your goal.

Your doggedly willing Lt, apiphile.
Cthulhu: Devilishly handsome chap.

Mission 0005

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Greetings again, soldiers and sailors. I was dead, then I was a newt; I'm quite recovered now (aside from the hives; I can't seem to get rid of those). But, I'm back now and will be playing catch-up when I'm not off on other more-secret missions. Tally ho, and take care of this one. It's a doozy and I'm not sure how we'll get by if you can't seem to solve it. *salutes* Brave hearts and stiff upper lips, chaps. Lie back and think of England if you must.