Short of biting the heads off kittens while dressed up as a storm trooper

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: If you like the game, post your own.

1) It's been one week since you looked at me
2) I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend
3) Once upon a time you dressed so fine
4) If there's a chance I could get you to dance
5) It's late in the evening, she's wondering what clothes to wear
6) You're chatting to me like we connect
7) She's a different kind of girl, the kind you see in pictures
8) We're no strangers to love
9) Holding on your own, got me 10 feet off the ground
10) The dawn is breaking, a light shining through
11) Some people live for the fortune.
12) Giving up, I'm giving up slowly
13) Pistol shots, gun shots
14) You'll never know what you find when you open up your letterbox tomorrow
15) I've got a small friend, who has a fat friend
16) I met her in a club down in old soho
17) (easy one) BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM.
18) I'd like to get more sleep, but my mind just keeps me up
19) I'm goin' down down baby, o street in a range rover
20) I never knew perfection till I heard you speak and now it kills me just to hear you say the simple things.
21) How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me
22) Met her at the Star Wars convention, did I mention she was looking for love?
23) We were occupied, I never had to go outside
24) I tried to do handstands, I tried to do headstands for you
25) LA proved too much for the man

I'm having a brthday party on the 17th. !!

Also, my birthday is the 12th, so I expect no gifts from any of you guys. Srsly. 

I was invited to the Cheerleading Banquet by Pam. I hope it's dressy. 

I was reading 'And Then There Were None' in Language Arts nad Lombard started a sentence with "Don't let's start--" and I was laughing and then I said "EVERYBODY DIES FRUSTRADED AND SAD AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!" And that made my day. 

In choir, Matt asked me if I was pregnent. Class went psycho with loling. :D

Oh yeah, speaking of people named Matt, Top Design. I can't wait for the fanfiction to start rolling in Mattodd will be my ship of choice.

Nothing much else to talk about. ILU guys. :D

Avery

Yay for Target!!

We went to Pfeiffer today! Although I didn't get my carnations, I bought a Magical Pen of Wonder and I drew Jack Skellington. :D

I would like to tell all my LJ friends that I love them, because some of you don't have Valentines.

Avery

It's freckin cold. but I got chocolate from the parents, and a top-up card from dad! Now tomarrow, we may get to go back to school and do the carnation thing.

Normally, I'd be happy about a snow day, but I'm not. This fucks up the entire schedual to go to Pfeiffer. We'll go on Thursday and some day next week, considering we don't have school Friday or Monday. But if we have school tomarrow we're skrewed in the 360 degree spectrum. Tomarrow we're passing out the carnations to the kids who bought some. And if we don't have school tomarrow, than we'll probably hand them out thursday, causing us to cancel that Pfeiffer trip meaning we'll have to go next week. Oh yeah, then I'll have to take that math test Thursday. I hate fuckin questions that are like..

"Johnny has three apples on Friday, and each day after he gets 2 more. The last day he gets apples is Monday
a. make a graph that shows his increase drasticly.
b. make another graph that shows his increase slowly."

Why the hell would we have to drasticly show increase in REAL LIFE?? That's lying to stupid people.

My fave episode of SNL was on over the weekend. <3 the one with Will Ferrel as guest and Queens of the Stone Age as musical guys. Where he does the Robert Goulet ringtone skit and the spy for the Swiss government.

"Do you like luxury?"
"I don't understand."
"Let me rephrase the question. Do you like luxury?"
"I do."

Also, I must be on some Nightmare Before Christmas high, cause I've been drawing Jack and Sally a lot lately. Maybe they're the ultimate ship? (No, that's Phil and Rya.) Anyways tomarrow I get to go to the middle school and do skits for the little ones about how drugs are bad, dad.

Also, happy birthday rosevixen


Here, I got you a present.

CHOCOLATE!! 

Also, I think that I want to tell everyone on my friends list about www.lucasforums.com and how it's awesome. I frequent Razputin's domain and I think some of you people would be very happy on there. And don't worry if you've never played Psychonauts before, cause we only talk about it on Psychonauts Day(or Raz Day from KingCheez's POV).

I am about to leave for my last game in this mascoting season.

I'm sad. Wish us luck.