moons

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

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the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

do u like mine

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

it's still baffling to me that both tekken and street fighter chose to take their art directions in to "random bullshit particles flying everywhere" style, given that it's notoriously terrible for the quality of online videos and streams and that's like 70% of the genre's appeal

"Bro check out this Jin clip 😂😂🤣😂"

We used to make posts about loki on here

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

I’m not saying phases of the menstrual cycle aren’t real but I am saying their effects have been exaggerated by social media influencers with no medical backgrounds to the point of reinventing Female Hysteria. And all this for the purpose of selling “workout plans” and specialized elixirs and seeds and serums via Amazon storefront.