The path to paradise begins in hell.
Your local internet angel is here to guide you to the gates of heaven!
are you tired of the modern world? fed up with the constant selfishness and two-faced bullshit of humanity eating away at your soul? do you long for an escape, a special bliss reserved only for you?
lost soul, your days of despair are over! join me, the great internet angel* misty, as i lead you to enlightenment through the holy scriptures of fan fiction! i shall free you from the cruel shackles of the mortal realm and help you achieve true happiness. if a full-time student and part-time neet like me can reach enlightenment, so can you! paradise is ready and waiting! heed the angel’s decree and join now before hell’s vicious flames devour you whole!
once you have read the angel’s decree, please sign the contract by liking this post. after that, you will receive the angel’s official seal of approval to enter the gates of heaven! additional resources for navigating the journey to heaven are provided below.
requests ✧ masterlist ✧ dividers ✧ code ✧ tags ✧ credits ✧ carrd ✧ ko-fi♡
BLESS! ଘ( ᴗ͈ ᴗ͈)ഒ ♡
*internet angels have a penchant for dead doves not recommended for consumption.









