˚₊‧ ꒰ა misty ໒꒱ ₊˚

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The path to paradise begins in hell.

Your local internet angel is here to guide you to the gates of heaven!

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are you tired of the modern world? fed up with the constant selfishness and two-faced bullshit of humanity eating away at your soul? do you long for an escape, a special bliss reserved only for you?

lost soul, your days of despair are over! join me, the great internet angel* misty, as i lead you to enlightenment through the holy scriptures of fan fiction! i shall free you from the cruel shackles of the mortal realm and help you achieve true happiness. if a full-time student and part-time neet like me can reach enlightenment, so can you! paradise is ready and waiting! heed the angels decree and join now before hell’s vicious flames devour you whole!

once you have read the angel’s decree, please sign the contract by liking this post. after that, you will receive the angel’s official seal of approval to enter the gates of heaven! additional resources for navigating the journey to heaven are provided below.

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BLESS! ( ͈ ͈)

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*internet angels have a penchant for dead doves not recommended for consumption.

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t4tvampireisms

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t4tvampireisms

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

as a desi girlie this is everything 🥹 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა
allthingshyper
phantomrose96

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

allthingshyper

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

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asteroidtroglodyte
consulships

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

literaryreference

Time to take this post entirely too seriously:

  1. I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
  2. When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.
tricky-pockets

I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

asteroidtroglodyte

Tremendously comforting, really.

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reverse size training with sylus where he’s tied down underneath you as you’re riding him, struggling to get used to your size. slowly sinking down onto his cock with your tight pussy, squeezing him so good he cums in a matter of minutes. face flushed and breathless, looking at you with hazy eyes, promising he’ll do better next time. moving your hips faster and watching him whimper as you start overstimulating him. ignoring his gasps and pleas for you to slow down. whispering in his ear, “leader of onychinus can’t handle a little extra pleasure? god, you’re so pathetic.” feeling him throb inside you.

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god when am i gonna get around to finally writing an fdom fic??? i have so many ideas but my brain doesn't work smh 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა lads sylus lads x reader lnds l&ds love and deepspace love and deep space lads sylus lnds sylus sylus smut lads smut l&ds sylus love and deepspace sylus love and deep space sylus sylus love and deepspace sylus love and seep space sylus x reader sylus x you sylus x y/n lads x you lads x y/n