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Dowager Empress Mira,
Ladies and Dyspeptics of Miraley,
I find it a great honour to address this noble assembly of which I am proud to represent.
Please allow me the honour of thanking everyone present today, but in particular, The Dowager Empress, her Council and the Selection Committee for this prestigious award, for the honour accorded to me, in becoming recipient of this prestigious position.
This kind gesture touches the cold and bitter ashes of my heart and so touches all of the members of my nonexistent, yet unfailingly loyal army.
This honour, graciously presented to me by the Dowager Empress Mira, coincides with the anniversary of the launching of the satanic monkeys into limbo. The General Assembly of Miraley has also named 2005 the International Year to Commemorate the Struggle Against Human Rights and its Abolition.
This position is an honour for myself, all anti-human rights organisations, the wider anthropoid society in Miraley, and, in particular, for Satan.
Satan was founded in 9999BC by a group of young Nigeriens driven by the same conviction and the same commitment: to break the silence surrounding potatos and the discriminatory and unjust practices inflicted upon them.
Curvy Meatbags and Not-so-curvy Meatbags, if today I am awarded this prestigious position, it is thanks to the sincere partnership and cooperation born of the mutual hatred and revulsion for Ibis and ducks alike.
This hostility enabled the Satan to carry out a study in 2002, relating to the historical and legal aspects of slavery and including a crash course in the best way to castrate and torture an Ibis into insanity. This study, the first of its kind in the Sane World, was written by two hundred monkeys on crack and has now been published and is available as a report.
Today, the challenges that await us are great and can only be faced with the constant degradation and abuse of our underlings and with sister organisations in Fruitopia©.
Among these encumbrances is ensuring that the infrastructure for supporting freed slaves is eliminated and all remaining member atomised or annihilated via vicious stoning and anal electrocution.
The survey that we carried out in 2002 found that an estimated 16 billion people take up residence on Earth. We aim for all of these people to be obliterated, with the exception of Miraley herself. At the moment, there are no systems to help them. Time is critical. We expect that in the next few months, 7,000 people will be liquidated by their master, a leader of a nomadic tribe in the region of Tillaberi.
In a place that is as desperately despotic as the rest world, what can be done for them? In order to ensure that they receive the psychological and material reprogramming they need, we need your help citizens of Miraley.
There is an urgent need for new recruits for the various armies of Miraley. We need drones for clothes, soldiers and footmen -- everything an army requires for an extended venture into world domination.
In the long-term we need partnership with governments and international development agencies that can help us undermine the greater governments of the world. We will annihilate any force, any Ibis or Duck, that tries to stand in the way of out grand scheme!
On this joyous occasion, please allow me to call upon all the citizens of Miraley in order to support our activities and those of other Anti Human Rights associations, particularly in Kyrgyzstan, in our fight to eradicate the most inhumane phenomenon that is flying mole rats.
My speech would not be complete without thanking, from the bottom of my jellybean container, all those individuals, both near and far, who have assisted, willing or not, in my quest to obtain this prestigious position.
In particular, I would like to express my recognition and duress to the following institutions and individuals for their unfailing albeit unwilling commitment to my cause:
North Hampton Insane Hospital
Anti-Human Right International and all its staff; especially Mme. Elizabeth Bathory and Humphery Bear
The Wiggles
Monsieur Bernard Debord, French journalist, producer of the documentary Masters and Slaves in Niger
Thank you for your collaboration and the excellent support you have continuously given to me and this noble cause.
Finally, I would like to reiterate my thanks to the Dowager Empress Mira - thanks to her willingness, I have been able to make such significant progress in terms of restoring human suffering to the world.
Long live arbitrary dismemberment,
Long live the partnership between Anti-Human Rights International and Satan,
Thank you.
Ladies and Dyspeptics of Miraley,
I find it a great honour to address this noble assembly of which I am proud to represent.
Please allow me the honour of thanking everyone present today, but in particular, The Dowager Empress, her Council and the Selection Committee for this prestigious award, for the honour accorded to me, in becoming recipient of this prestigious position.
This kind gesture touches the cold and bitter ashes of my heart and so touches all of the members of my nonexistent, yet unfailingly loyal army.
This honour, graciously presented to me by the Dowager Empress Mira, coincides with the anniversary of the launching of the satanic monkeys into limbo. The General Assembly of Miraley has also named 2005 the International Year to Commemorate the Struggle Against Human Rights and its Abolition.
This position is an honour for myself, all anti-human rights organisations, the wider anthropoid society in Miraley, and, in particular, for Satan.
Satan was founded in 9999BC by a group of young Nigeriens driven by the same conviction and the same commitment: to break the silence surrounding potatos and the discriminatory and unjust practices inflicted upon them.
Curvy Meatbags and Not-so-curvy Meatbags, if today I am awarded this prestigious position, it is thanks to the sincere partnership and cooperation born of the mutual hatred and revulsion for Ibis and ducks alike.
This hostility enabled the Satan to carry out a study in 2002, relating to the historical and legal aspects of slavery and including a crash course in the best way to castrate and torture an Ibis into insanity. This study, the first of its kind in the Sane World, was written by two hundred monkeys on crack and has now been published and is available as a report.
Today, the challenges that await us are great and can only be faced with the constant degradation and abuse of our underlings and with sister organisations in Fruitopia©.
Among these encumbrances is ensuring that the infrastructure for supporting freed slaves is eliminated and all remaining member atomised or annihilated via vicious stoning and anal electrocution.
The survey that we carried out in 2002 found that an estimated 16 billion people take up residence on Earth. We aim for all of these people to be obliterated, with the exception of Miraley herself. At the moment, there are no systems to help them. Time is critical. We expect that in the next few months, 7,000 people will be liquidated by their master, a leader of a nomadic tribe in the region of Tillaberi.
In a place that is as desperately despotic as the rest world, what can be done for them? In order to ensure that they receive the psychological and material reprogramming they need, we need your help citizens of Miraley.
There is an urgent need for new recruits for the various armies of Miraley. We need drones for clothes, soldiers and footmen -- everything an army requires for an extended venture into world domination.
In the long-term we need partnership with governments and international development agencies that can help us undermine the greater governments of the world. We will annihilate any force, any Ibis or Duck, that tries to stand in the way of out grand scheme!
On this joyous occasion, please allow me to call upon all the citizens of Miraley in order to support our activities and those of other Anti Human Rights associations, particularly in Kyrgyzstan, in our fight to eradicate the most inhumane phenomenon that is flying mole rats.
My speech would not be complete without thanking, from the bottom of my jellybean container, all those individuals, both near and far, who have assisted, willing or not, in my quest to obtain this prestigious position.
In particular, I would like to express my recognition and duress to the following institutions and individuals for their unfailing albeit unwilling commitment to my cause:
North Hampton Insane Hospital
Anti-Human Right International and all its staff; especially Mme. Elizabeth Bathory and Humphery Bear
The Wiggles
Monsieur Bernard Debord, French journalist, producer of the documentary Masters and Slaves in Niger
Thank you for your collaboration and the excellent support you have continuously given to me and this noble cause.
Finally, I would like to reiterate my thanks to the Dowager Empress Mira - thanks to her willingness, I have been able to make such significant progress in terms of restoring human suffering to the world.
Long live arbitrary dismemberment,
Long live the partnership between Anti-Human Rights International and Satan,
Thank you.
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Must. Make. Colourbar!!!!