mf_gaybar's Journal

Okay, now here's what you need to know before clicking on that journal link right up there.

Numbah One. There are four of us, Nina [cameraneverlies], Kylie [notapopstar], Tigs [chewychicle, and Window [lilchibibunny]. We are the self-dubbed crackhors.

Numbah Two. The term 'crackhors' is a weird term of affection. We, however, a.) do not take the actual drug crack (despite what you made read) and b.) we do not whore ourselves on the sidewalk/highway. When we say crackhors, that really means the four of us.

Numbah Three. Please, please, whatever you do, do NOT take what we say literally. Example:
What Is Said: Nina is the walking, talking crack rock! Haha, lolz!
What Is Really Meant: Nina is crazy and says so many crazy things that we refer to her as a drug because at times, she really does seem like one.
Like, see that? That is totally us being insane. We say lots of stuff we don't mean. If we are being sincere, then yes, we are probably speaking/typing the truths, but when we are crazy....we're crazy. Don't believe us, bitches, 'cuz we LIE.

Numbah Four. We are here to have fun. There will be no flaming or anything like that. Kylie and Window will not hesitate to shut you down if you dare insult any of us. H'okay? We just want to get that out there. We aren't bitches (we are actually totally fun-loving people and are very nice), but we will pop a cap in yo ass if you don't play by the rules. BAM.

Numbah Five. We are not rabid crackhors. Feel free to friend us at will! We will so friend you back, because friends...friends are...like crack? Yah. We love our friends, and we treat them nice. So don't be afraid to join the community/friend our journals. Just...comment or something so we know you're there.

Hey, crackhors, what does mf_bar stand for? What's the inside joke behind it?
Funny you should ask! Here's the story, told by the lovely Tiggah (brightgreenvespa) and Nina (patientQ731) [with a brief interjection by Window (neonwindow):

brightgreenvespa: Alright, so I don't remember how exactly it started, but I know that we were talking about RPS!
neon window: =D!
neon window: XD OH. I remember.
patientQ731: ( << >> *totally does remember how it started* *sad like that*)
neon window: Talking about how P!ATD was so slashable or somethings?
brightgreenvespa: Yeah! And I said they were so slashable that they were like Panic! at the Motherfucking Gaybar!
patientQ731: XDD The quote that started it all.
brightgreenvespa: XDDD
neon window: XDDDDDDDDDDD
neon window: Ex-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. lolz.
patientQ731: We need that quote somewhere on the info.
neon window: XD
brightgreenvespa: WE DO.
brightgreenvespa: And then we kind of ADDed a bit and I don't really know HOW we got there
patientQ731: XDD We ADDed on Deppcon.
patientQ731: OMG!
patientQ731: WIN!
brightgreenvespa: YES!
patientQ731: XDD I shoudl totally link you to Deppcon on e day.
patientQ731: Like...Seriously, it's...Yeah. XDDD
brightgreenvespa: YOU SHOULD.
patientQ731: It's Deppcon, enough said.
neon window: XDD We should link that in the info.
brightgreenvespa: YEEEEES!
brightgreenvespa: We should. Bwah!
patientQ731: XDDDD OMGYES!
neon window: Okay, I have the first part down.
patientQ731: http://www.deppcon.com/
brightgreenvespa: Um, so we were talking about Deppcon, and freaky stalker people, and then we got the brilliant idea of slashing Johnny Depp with Tim Burton.
brightgreenvespa: And then, we were all, they could actually GO to Deppcon! Which would be held at.....the Motherfucking Gaybar! Where P!ATD would be playing, of course.
brightgreenvespa: And then, Anthony and Adam would arrive on their Vespas.
patientQ731: XDD Don't Adam and Anth pop up somewhere?
patientQ731: There we go!
brightgreenvespa: And it'd be one happy gay party!
patientQ731: I was thinking orgy but party works too.
brightgreenvespa: XDDDD
brightgreenvespa: And then they meet up with Depp and Burton who have a vespa!child of their own. XD
brightgreenvespa: it had a name, too, but I forgot. XD
patientQ731: OHOHOH!
patientQ731: Ichabod!
brightgreenvespa: YES!
brightgreenvespa: After Ichabod Crane!
patientQ731: XDDD
patientQ731: Righto!
patientQ731: ...Jesus we are saaaaad.
brightgreenvespa: And then, um. We appeared! Because our life is a fanfic, and the gaybar is our AU! [This is seriously, like, the best phrase EVAH.]
brightgreenvespa: We are....but it's awesome. XD
patientQ731: Mmmmhm.

And that, my friends, is the inside joke of how it ALL started. Just so you know, bee-tee-dubyah, all that good stuff.

Nina: *adds something random so she can say she contributed to the userinfo*

Tigs: NINA YOU HOR. <333

Nina: Bitchplz, you're just jealous that i thought of it first. <3333

Kylie: *randomly pops up and does something amazing even though she knows nothing about how this comm. came about and hasn't been involved with it at all!* <333333333333 Much love to y'all, even though none of you bitches bothered to introduce me to the love that is House. >___> Thanks a lot, hors.

Nina: Hey, at least you found out eventually, right?

Tigs: Yeah. *points* What Nina said. XD

Window: ...I love how we're shamelessly spamming the profile.

Nina: It's because we're awesome, yo'. That and we're the fucking mods, we can do whatevah we want.

Tigs: *bounces* gaybar, gaybar gaybar gaybar!

Kylie: *NOT owned by David Shore, dammit*

Kylie: *close to killing all of you* >___>

Tigs: Why would you want to KILL us, Ky?

Nina: When Kylie says kill, she obviously means she's going to love us unconditionally. <3

Kylie: When Kylie says kill, she obviously means she's going to whack you all over the head. A lot. Hors, selling out your friend like this. >>