Marwolaeth I'r UDA

you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead childhood dog used to wear

too few countries still use the -man suffix imho

englishman. irishman. scotsman. welshman. frenchman. wait I'm noticing a pattern here actually

look at this neat doritos i got

Doodle of me and my friend discussing the hypothetical of her giving her life up to save humanity in the zombie apocalypse

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

3 stooges button, just labelled "watch it, chowderhead"

I just saw someone make the assertion that “everyone on booktok has low literacy, and romantasy books are bad because they’re catering to those people”

And this was meant to be a BAD thing. A problem. But if you actually believed that a massive population of low-literacy adults were buying books, becoming obsessed with them, and discussing them at length… wouldn’t that be a great thing? That’s how one moves from low literacy to high literacy: by practicing reading

Unless you think low literacy is an immutable quality reflective of poor character, in which case YOU are actually the problem

"every child has low literacy and picture books are bad because they're catering to them" how the fuck else are they gonna learn to read bud

i want 2 be a real person but sadly i am a cicada shell full of artificial cicada juice

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.