It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time
New fromsoft level up maiden you gotta bite her neck to level up and she moans a little
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I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.
Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.
Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel.
My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”
Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten
this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies
i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin
a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to
