Pimp My Mess

This is a community for people who are messy and want to clean up. All other forms of procrastination are welcome. It's not a 12-Step program. It can be as many or as few steps as you like. Choose from:

• The 1-step program - Post a message of despair, procrastination, excuses, and/or blame-shifting
• The 2-step program - Post a 'before' picture too!
  
• The 3-step program - Clean up the mess (GASP!)
• The 4-step program - Post an 'after' picture!
• The 5-step program - Change your ways and never make a mess again (hahaha! Yeah.)
• The 6-step program - Receive praise and glory and hateful envy

There may be additional steps involved, including laughing at offering support for other members, receiving threats mockery encouragement from the support group, sharing horror stories of messes in the past, procrastinating by commiserating about messes and dreamy ways you could avoid them, and... whatever else comes up. You can skip steps. You can reverse the order of steps. You can delete steps. You can sit down and take no steps, but that's not as fun. You should at least try to wallow in despair a bit. It's cathartic.

But remember - if you can't clean up your mess, the next best thing is to talk about it on the internet.






"To ensure a clean and happy environment, sweep and dust twice daily. Every week clean the house from top to bottom. Work hard all day (even if it's only a three hour job) repeating your efforts as often as possible. When finished, have someone inspect your work, criticizing as much as possible."
How to Simulate Shipboard Life at Home



Layout and graphics by mod, Nelson print after painting by Fred Roe, background wood texture from stock.xchng.