Hi Arda! I'd like to tell you about my brother in law, former King of the Noldor,
Fingolfin aka Sexolfin and Kinkofin. ;) He was widowed last year after the tragic death of his wife at his own hand; he has three children and one first draft trying to weasel his way into his heart; he's very straight but if someone really attractive comes along he might just be persuaded to, shall we say, bat for both teams hehe; he enjoys misogyny, kinslaying, talking about kinslaying, verbal abuse, chain smoking, drinking, polishing weapons, vandalism, orc hunting, ego slaying, self-ego boosting, and long walks down dark alleys. According to various mandatory cavity searches ordered by the palace guards, he has a very fine body, practically chiseled by Aulë himself, or more realistically, by thousands of years of being a bloodthirsty warrior in the elven community. His hair is very soft thanks to stealing the complimentary conditioners from every hotel room in Dol Amroth and Tirion, and he's very tall and somewhat noble looking. To get in contact with this sexy hunk of meat, contact anyone at el
infierno and tell them, "I want to fuck Golfie's brains out!" Remember to say please. It's the magic word. :)
hopeful