to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

ohhh the only person that can save me is me

Remember to un-shrimp your back, to stretch, drink water, and look 20 feet away (not at a screen!) for 20 seconds!

i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

I love this image immensely because first and foremost I find it incredibly funny to apply in dire situations. But second and second-most because on occasion, in certain circumstances, it represents a truth and gospel unmatched by any other statement on the internet.

Be open to the possibility that you’re more ready than you think.
You just have to start.