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memecatwings

i fear i am not enjoying headlights by cj leedes as much as others are but i think thats a personal problem

memecatwings

yeah i finished it and it just didnt do a whole lot for me. i didnt really enjoy the instalove romance and while im sure colorado is stunning the book kind of got to a point where it was too similar to all those books that are obssessed with nyc and la except it was about. denver. and i struggled to connect with it. it wasnt a bad book but it wasnt for me

sad! i love cj leedes other books!
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goldcrescent

my 8 volume romantasy epic A Plate of Cheese and Crackers is in stores now! Brie is a normal 75lb quirky woman who is very short and small and petite like a baby, save for one secret: she is the last Fontina in the country of Provolone. Brie’s mundane life is turned upside down when King Neufchâtel brutally raids her village and kidnaps her twin sister Colby, his hunters having mistaken her for the Fontina. Now Brie must travel to the cursed land of Deríe, where she will race against time to unlock the mystery of the lost Triscuit Princess and rescue Colby from the Asiago Army. Can she face such challenges as a love interest who is kind of a rapist and second love interest who is slightly more of a rapist in order to save this her homeland?