Melody Burst

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pochiyaki

Anonymous asked:

i forgot to take screenshots. but pochi in the chat saying that gir is her bitch and she's the only one who can tell him to go to bed was really funny and i had a friend there watching on my tv who didn't know that she's his gf and was like "woah.... that's not ok you can't say that kind of thing to streamers.... i hope he's ok"

weirdrtvscomments answered:

Pochis fucked up and evil moments…. We have to help master gear by donating 1000$ to him

pochiyaki

Dude thats fucked. I'll see what I can do to get it taken care of.

pochiyaki

"I'm not ok" -Gir, just now

pochiyaki

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This fucking murdered me

mouse-wife
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oneheadtoanother

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

averyterrible

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

mouse-wife
strawberry-crocodile

ngl the reaction from a tme audience to the amazing digital circus finale still pisses me off so much god fucking forbid a trans woman make art about the complexity of her lived experience. its so terrifying and infuriating to see art made expressing "that angry upset problematic tranny who's constantly lashing out still deserves to live, deserves to be loved, deserves friendship and community" and see thousands of tme people scream "NO!"