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Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.


With Mom at the Whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass


When out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick


He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew right away
The fat fucker fell


He filled all the stockings
With dubbies and beer
And a B-I-G rubber dick
For my brother, the queer


He went up the chimney
With a tremendous fart, the
Son of a bitch, Blew the chimney apart


He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
“Piss on you all and have a hell of a night”
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I'm awake

Stupid bloody headache. I had a really messed up dream about shopping and that they decided to put dinosaurs in the mall, kinda like Jurassic Park. Alot of people died.

Anywho, I think I'll go do some christmas shopping after Andrew's off work today. I need to do alot of cleaning today. And hope that the aspirin I took kicks in soon. I hate headaches. Got a chicken pot pie in the microwave...yum. Chicken. That's about it.
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    sick sick

lexmark ink 16

Type type type.

Note to self: check bank account and figure out why card isn't working.

Work was good. I finally bought steeltoe boots, so I can drop tv's on my feet and it won't hurt now. Whooo..

Yeah, very fast update as I have to be going now. Toodles.
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    busy busy

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Venal Anatomica says:
my M&M's are gone =(
Tolrai says:
...hmm.....that gives me an idea.....combine Skittles and M&Ms.....skittle flavor wrapped around a chocolate centre........I'll call them S&Ms...
Venal Anatomica says:
..you sir, are a dork.