My new ana log horror where theres a creepy guy and its black and white and theres like a stretched out face and also its a religious allegory for some fucking reason and all the monsters are biblical angels or some stupid bullshit like that.Lets never make anything again

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

congratulations to dark green for being the colour of the year 2.4 billion years running

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

sitting unmoving at work for so long that the automatic lights turn off >>>>>

'Under Monet's Pond' by Eiko Jones

male thot jobs

- uncle

- skiing joker

we are the grandad's clothes you didnt thrift

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"