i can never face my family again

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

a dead horse hates to see me coming

sneebles detected. smeeking engaged.

i feel so completely directionless

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

v.2

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

let's struggle to dine with mama

Is that a bug