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WHY HELLO THERE. It's been awhile since I've posted any fic recs, and boy, do I have some FANTASTIC dirty ones for you tonight!

First, allow me to set the mood. This is as close as I can get to helping you visualize Nick Jonas performing fellatio:



Now that you're aroused (because clearly, you ARE), you should run, don't walk, and read these fics:

another day older and deeper in debt by blackwayfarers (JB/Mad Men crossover, Nick Jonas/Don Draper). You ever give a stranger a swipe of your Metrocard because they lost theirs and don't have their wallet, and think to yourself, well, maybe that guy will turn out to be the Sultan of Brunei, and he'll find me and repay me with a diamond-and-ruby-encrusted cape? No? Because that's what basically happened to me when I did a nice thing for blackwayfarers, and he wrote me 20K of filthy, perfect Mad Men AU. You don't have to be a fan of Mad Men to love this fic, but if you are, you will DOUBLY love it. Nick Jonas is the intense, competitive little perfectionist we know and love, working at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce as a copywriter under Peggy and Don. Don is, oh my god, perfect and cruel and drunk and TERRIBLE and he SHAMES Nick all the time and then makes him get naked and touches him in his privates. A LOT.

We Mechanical Men by futuere (bb!Nick/robot!Joe). I know. I know. When are sexbots NOT awesome? But this fic is even more awesome - Joe is an android (NOT just for sex) and there are all of these brotherly ~feelings and it's really kind of dark and sexy at the same time.

Gold Stars by sarahsan (girl!Joe/Nick, first-time). Look. I know Joe Jonas is not a girl. Really. But when fics like these happen, I kind of wish he was. This is excellent and dirty and I love it and so will you.

The next two are from a recent fic challenge at boyfriends_fic, so you'll need to be a member of the comm to read them:

Bad Case of the Feelings by rudhampaiel (Nick/Dhen, first-time fingering). I've said it before and I'll say it again: only Angela can make me love Nick/Dhen EVERY TIME she writes them. I hope she stops doing it soon, or I might have to start shipping them for real.

This smoking hot comment fic by backinblack about the first time Nick teases at Joe's ass while they're fooling around. Need I say more? It's PERFECTION.

Believe it or not, there are MORE fics that I should be reccing you, even some from other Merlin fandoms, but these are truly the must-reads. Happy Hanukkah or Merry Christmas or just plain old You're Welcome!