Bubbles

MEAT IS DELICIOUSS

Everyone at school is jealous of me cos I bust out my steak in class and the room smells like A1 sauce. My dad is a vegetarian and all and it's cute, even though I make fun of him sometimes, but I still love him because he buys me all the beef jerky in the world. I LOVE BEEF JERKY.

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Hooray!! meat!

There aren't enough active communities with meat. It makes me sad. Lucky for me, I found you.
I've got one too, but it is destined to fail. All my communities do. (tastymeats)

I made a hamburger today and shaped it like a cow. It looked better before I cooked it though. yes, I am lame.

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TWO POSTS, also in the other one.

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos…

That... is the funniest thing ever.

Its like, they got the one little guy, I gotta admit he is pretty smart, cause if they werent all smelly hippies then that would be like 30 women and him in the protest. :)

But the dude eats CHICKEN IN FRONT OF HIM. He is like, "squirrels, squirrels, squirrels" or something like that, and then the guy comes up and just stands there eating. And the hippy is all like, "you better CHECK YOURSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING?" but he just looks like he is going to cry. You gotta see it.

hey kids, im new. you guys cookin bacon?

holla holla holla holla!


i broke into this mutha fucka like donkey kong!
and to initiate myself into this community, i shall compose a rhyme:

this ones called 'bacon or bust'

6 in the morn chilin at my crib
found a bag of bacon, and proceeded to nib
im like, daaamn! this shit dont taste like bacon
oh wait, the package has this lady with tofu on her apron

so i opened my window and threw the shit out
cause im ailin for some bacon and there aint no doubt
hopped in my ride and turned the key
god damnit! why is bacon all i can see!

i finally read something written on a package
says "canadian bacon", with a picture of fred savage
i bust back home and start up da grill
cause i gotsta have my bacon, or im gonna get ill!

hope ya guys like it! :)
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