Sacrificing Catnip Mice at the Altar of Bast

I wanna be an astronaut!

A Christmas Carol with George C Scott as Scrooge.

(9:30:08 PM) calience: And in case you didn't see this on Scott's wall yet: http://www.wired.com/underwire/?p=…
(9:30:40 PM) Me: MINE
(9:31:10 PM) calience: Ha ha ha
(9:46:50 PM) Me: ohhh yes
(9:50:42 PM) calience: Why do I have a feeling that you'll try to use that as your currency of choice from now on? ;)
(9:51:21 PM) calience: When business try to turn it away for being foreign currency, you can just wave your hand and use your Jedi Mind Tricks. ;)
(9:51:34 PM) Me: No way in hell will I spend it
(9:51:41 PM) Me: unless I am living in Niue
(9:51:50 PM) Me: wonder if LASP will let me telecommute from the South Pacific?
(9:51:51 PM) Me: http://www.niueisland.com/
(9:52:28 PM) calience: If they're going to go this geeky, why not just name the island Naboo? ;)
(9:52:56 PM) Me: bad for tourism
(9:52:57 PM) calience: Oh, it's PRETTY!
(9:53:01 PM) Me: people will come looking for jarjar
(9:53:11 PM) Me: but if you name the airport Mos Eisley
(9:53:21 PM) calience: :D
(9:53:21 PM) calience: Ha!
(9:55:38 PM) Me: OMG
(9:55:39 PM) Me: http://www.niueisland.com/content/…
(9:55:43 PM) Me: look at their idea of a MOTEL
(9:57:03 PM) calience: brb. Going to Star Wars Island for the rest of my life.
(9:57:14 PM) Me: WAIT FOR ME!!!!

Castor: Meow!
Chris: Meow
Castor: Meow
Chris: Meow!
Castor: Meow!
Chris: We're talking. I have no idea what we're saying.
Me: I think you just agreed to buy him a catnip farm.

OK, my WoW friends.... my guild is having a secret santa gift exchange in game. I need something silly/fun to give my designated guildie. Suggestions/ideas wanted, please! Thanks!

In this world of hi-tech, I have noticed that many who text messages and email have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the statement below.

I cannot stress enough that grammar is important:

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Pilsner is getting SPOILED tonight. Every time someone comes to the door, he gets a treat. And some of those treats are steak!

So, what's your favorite anti-malware program(s)?

The Chef (points to southern part of Denver area map): See, hon, we could live in Centennial, and you could fly to work (points to Boulder on the northern part of the map).
Me: Why on Earth would we want to live in Centennial?
The Chef: So you could fly to work.