Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

sometimes i see an out of context discourse post and im like "hm this really sounds like op is strawmanning a reasonable argument and making up a guy to be mad at." and then i check their blog for context and realise theyve spent the past 72 hours arguing with the human embodiments of the strawman. like damn nevermind im sorry for doubting you. you are fighting battles so cartoonishly evil i cant even fathom them as real. good luck out there.

Sometimes it really is like the cartoon

-Queer mario

etc

when not even the redditors know how to help you

"dont drink too much you always rap about riverdale and get alcohol poisoning"

[half an hour later]

uh oh yall I just felt my liver fail

one billion inch nails: i want to fuck you like one of every animal

nudist macklemore I wear your granddad’s nothing

how it feels when someone prevs you

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

IM MOE!!!! IM MOE IM FUCKING MOE!!!!!!!!

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc