Daily DeNial at the MAS Villa

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Once upon a time in a magical place known as Kentucky, there was a poor stable hand and his wife Tilda. Now Tilda and her husband were incredibly poor, as their mango crops did not thrive well in the Kentucky heat. The one treasure that the two possessed were their daughters. All of their daughters were blessed with wit, intelligence, staggering beauty and incredibly snarky attitudes. One day, a rich businessman came through town on his way back to his home in Kansas, and upon seeing the girls strolling down Main Street together, immediately became enchanted with them all. He tried desperately to win them over, showering them with luxuries and fabulous presents but to no avail. The girls were loyal only to each other and had made a solemn vow to not let any man ever separate them; and certainly not one with such a reputation as this man, known as Lionel Luthor, had.

So enraged by this rejection was Lionel that he vowed to get revenge. One by one, he and his henchman kidnapped the girls, whisking them away to his secret brain-washing facility. Deep in the mountains of Colorado, he hid them all. A year passed, and Tilda and her husband knew something had gone terribly wrong because their precious daughters, while precocious, had never been gone so long before without at least sending them a postcard Eventually, Lionel began releasing the girls back into the population, scattering them throughout the world in such places as Canada, Australia, England, and the United States.

As they had been brainwashed, the girls had no memory of each other, or their past lives together. Even though the girls were apart, they each yearned for something that was missing. Then one day, one of the girls discovered the internet and the mysterious kingdom of LiveJournal. While journeying through LiveJournal, this girl met another girl, then another, then another and so on and so forth. They all clicked right off and became fast friends. Soon enough, they were all declaring their love for each other, and the one known as Kate happily proclaimed that she wanted to marry them all! They all agreed and settled into an unconventional polygamous-type relationship. From there, they journeyed far and wide, always together. Until one day, they ended up in a little town in Kentucky...and met Tilda at the supermarket where the girls were buying chocolate and coffee. Tilda was so excited to see them that she swooned and fainted. When she came to, all the girls were staring at her, wondering what the hell was going on. Rapidly, she explained that they were her long-lost daughters and that she'd missed them all so very much. But the girls were flabbergasted.

Sisters? Not possible! But Tilda insisted it was true, and, saddened, the girls slowly broke off into smaller groups and began to make plans to separate for good. The day before their planes were to depart, a white knight showed up, driving a shiny silver porsche.

Sir Lex as he was called,waved documents around and shouted at Tilda, berating her for her stupidity. For Tilda was not the mother of all the daughters, or in fact any of them. In actuality, the girls had been plucked from their homes at birth and brought to Kentucky as part of an evil plot by Lionel Luthor to take over the world. However, Lex explained that when his plans failed, as the girls were much too strong together to ever be swayed by his nefarious plot and evil plans, Lionel had decided to divide them.

So happy were they that they could resume their polygamous relationship, that the girls all fawned over Sir Lex and ripped his shirt open and licked the sweat off his skin and showed their appreciation to him in a manner of interesting ways involving chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

Having no career prospects, the girls instead devoted their attention to writing a novel based on their exploits. The book was a hit everywhere and the girls soon had enough money to retire to a private island in the Canary Islands. As a thank you, they brought their saviour along with them. But they soon realized that Lex was lonely and while they were content in their polygamous relationship, their hot and sexy Lexy needed a love to call his own. Then one day, on a stroll down the beach where Wendy's pet geckos lived, the girls came upon a boy, glistening wet and muscled. They questioned him and realized that, though a little naive, he was indeed fairly smart... and absolutely gorgeous. So they hired him to be their Cabana!Boy, as he was a hardworking boy who just couldn't seem to get a break. The boy Clark was overjoyed and smiled shyly at them all, and they all cooed over him and his wet, hot body and cute boyish smile. Then they took him home.

The moment that Lex laid eyes on Clark for the first time, the girls all swooned.

It was love.

Clark and Lex then spent many a day frolicking on the beach and in the water, while the girls happily looked on and took notes, and recorded all the action with Kat's tripod camera.

Thus the girls and hot!Lex and wet!Clark lived happily ever after on the Exalted Island of MAS.

THE END.