The Cabin in the woods, by Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard

I just saw this movie at the theater. Here are my thoughts on it. I went unspoiled (no trailers or anything); if you want to do the same, turn back now.

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Recommended: Sure. The crescendo makes this particularly exhilarating. If possible in a form that allows you to pause or rewind; there's a lot of background detail.

Links: TV Tropesthat other wikia Tumblr that might be official (a particularly detailed post about that whiteboard) — Whedonesque (latest movie discussion to date) — MetaFilter

Chocolate cake

Part of a series where I memorise recipes by making them then writing them down a little later. Previously on the cooking tag: Thaï green curry.

Serves eight to twelve. Melt (low heat) 250g of cooking chocolate (35% cocoa or so), adding 5mm water, just enough that it doesn't attach. Add the same weight in butter. Add 200g sugar, then two teaspoons of flour. Halve six eggs, put the yolks in the saucepan and raise the whites. Mix back the whites (quit heating), butter a cake pan and powder it with flour, preheat convection oven at 180°C, cook 30 to 35mn. Serve and enjoy.

Upbeat

I love this place. Three things happened this Saturday: A conference on consciousness (neurophilosophy, I think) by Antonio Damasio. The technoparade. The festiblog. And I had noticed all of these in advance (via street, e-mail and blogs), which is highly out of character.

Yesterday night, I went to a bar for a free concert, the band was very good, but started much later than expected and I was feeling bummed until someone started a conversation (music, travel). I left early to get some sleep. Sadly, I fell asleep super-late and got only a few hours of shut-eye. I missed the Damasio conference, oh well, I'll be able to catch it on video, moving on. The technoparade I joined when it was half-way. Big stupid beats and a dreamlike atmosphere, felt kinda like religion. I basically got lost in the dancing crowd that followed the floats, didn't feel very much pressure or nervousness, just tried to relax, smile and dance a bit. Kinda weak, but my dancing was never good and doesn't get better on about four hours of sleep. Saw some moderately crazy people, greased naked torsos, a red zentai (smooth full-body costume), most kinds of crazy hair (long dreads, wigs and spikes), colourful dresses, and so on. Taking a note that I should bring those strange glasses I have next time. The show ended abruptly at five, and I moved to the festiblog.

This is a small-scale, friendly convention of French webcomic authors. Franco-Belgian comics have a more artsy flavour, and so do French webcomics. These webcomics also tend to be more personal. I waited in line for my author to draw me a thing, said author is very slow and does super quality work. I struck a conversation with someone in the line, who studies graphic design and interactive installations. We talked anime (me, though I'm not extremely current) and manga (out of my depth) — adaptations were helpful common ground. There's an art event where we should meet again. We were joined by someone who studies mechanics (bridge and air-flow simulations, things like that). Discussed school, employment, siblings, food. Got a Korean restaurant rec. I have a feeling I should have asked for the second's e-mail contact as well, but thought it presumptuous at the time (and I wasn't confident I'd follow through). Sadly the artist was overwhelmed and turned us back after the wait; I asked for an autograph (wasn't very inspired, think of a little phrase they could write next time) and got a little drawing anyway. Apparently they had read Halting state, which was unexpected. Go Charles Stross readers.

So the highlight of the day was this 2h30 conversation while waiting in line. Am very happy about this, about meeting intelligent and polycurious nerds, and that I have a chance to see one again. I haven't had those kind of interactions at work or school, where I've lately been pulling people instead of having peers, was a bit passive/ineffectual about meeting more, and have sometimes flaked on friends; my recent social circle is a joke. I should thank the author for having a cool readership. Will come back tomorrow for more, and perhaps if I camp I'll get that damn drawing.

I’m just going to tug at this loose thread

I had a weird dream a few days ago. It has started fading out already, but I was meaning to journal it and so I have a memory of a summary. I was boarding a plane to Alaska. The plane took off, then I started fidgeting and realised Alaska wasn’t where I was supposed to be going. Somehow I took off from the plane, and landed over Ireland with frost on my outstretched arms.

Part of the inspiration behind my dream is reading Chabon’s Yiddish Policemen’s Union. I don’t usually read crime fiction; but I had heard of that book when last year’s Hugos were coming up and found it at a library. It takes place in Alaska, in the Sitka enclave, with a diaspora of Jewish inhabitants who carved out land and built a port city next to an indian reserve. There has been a murder, and it turns out the junkie corpse was the Tzaddik-ha Dor, a potential messiah in the eyes of his community.

What makes this (kinda) science fiction, and deserving of a Hugo prize, is the textured and seamless world-building. Most of the locales don’t exist, history has taken a different turn (one major diverging event in WW2 is mentioned matter-of-factly a third of the way in), and is about to take another. It is the early 21st century, there is no promised land, technology evolved a bit slower, and the retrocession of Sitka to the USA is coming up.

I appreciated the way a few evocative details painted diverse characters and places. The mood is often bleak, though there are a few brighter people and less decrepit lands. The investigation starts off very slow, but it ramps up and the story it uncovers gets big by the end of the book. The story needs a lexicon, it has lots of Yiddish, some of it part of the world-building. This comes up gradually, just like the divergences, the investigation, and the rest of Sitka.

Some of the details that make this book worthwhile: the eruv that circles the ultra-orthodox community that makes an enclave within the enclave, and the mayven who operates it. An eruv is a strange Jewish concept that works around some of the restrictions on what is permitted during Shabbath. Using poles and bits of strings, one builds walls and doors that outline an extended “home”, which as a home gives you permission to lift things and do some forms of physical activity without running afoul of the prohibition against work. Not fictional; there is one around Jerusalem for example. The chess club, and its mutation when a local champion put Sitka on the map, and the hotel redecorated it. It was both a nice gesture and a change from a ballroom into something drab with alternating black and white tiles on the floor. An aged chess player’s “I liked it better before” suicide note made nice black humour. Some of the Yiddish policemen; the mixed indian/jewish outcast who makes his bear totem animal proud. There are a lot more that I wouldn’t do justice to. All in all, this was an enjoyable foray into some more mainstream literature, with some emphasis on style without being boring or nihilistic.

The other inspiration for this plane dream is that I was accompanying a good friend from the airport, on her trip back from Israel. I had the date off, and was running around late at night without much purpose. This has been rectified, and now she is back with great stories.

Being a white Christian, she is able to visit both Israel and Palestine. Israel citizens don’t really get to see the other side; visits have been prohibited a few years back on the grounds of being dangerous. I’d like to write more on this — later, as I’m getting sleepy.

Thai green curry

This is another recipe I am fairly comfortable with, meaning I know what I need to buy where beforehand, some parts that are OK to change a bit, and I don't have to refer to the recipe text too much. Writing it down from fresh memory. Anyone who wants to try should have a tolerance for very spicy food. Previously on the cooking tag: crêpes.

Get green curry paste (60g for 2-3 people) and a can of coconut milk (400 mL). Get some meat or fish (500g, chicken is fine). Heat a pan, cook the meat and put it aside. Put the curry and two table spoons of oil, until the paste starts to separate into liquid and solid. Slowly pour the coconut milk. Mix one tablespoon green lemon, one tablespoon nuoc mâm (fish sauce; soy sauce is fine too), one coffee spoon sugar. Add some green pepper. Put back the meat, heat two minutes, add some coriander, serve with rice.

This was today's moment of oral tradition.

beer and subculture

What a wuss, I don’t even handle beer well anymore. (This is a follow-up to the coffee entry.) Met another old colleague from a past internship. Was pretty tired and low, and a bit nervous (fearing I would dry up before the conversation got interesting for both of us. more prosaically, unconfirmed meeting times and a too small map contributed). I consider this person a role model of sorts, albeit younger (out of school soon, about one year after I finished mine). Got a quick portrayal of the new team; should have thought of more questions to get a bit more depth. Come to think of it, repeating and reformulating should do the job. IIRC there’s two genki spaniards, an italian, the odd french. Got a good brainstorming of job prospects. Had a hard time hearing, names in particular. Will try to confirm them over e-mail. Then, conferences. Wish I managed to share more, though I did so, a bit, by e-mail beforehand. Also I see some ways I should do more active listening - again I see some hooks I could have turned into questions. What was your favourite would be a good fallback. Anyway, we traded brief con reports and anecdotes, and tried to come up with regular or upcoming events. I had been bringing books in English to work. Apparently I had recced some untranslated Pratchett (not that I think the French translations are bad), and been taken up on that, so that’s nice. Except for the sneaking suspicion of not getting most of the puns and references. So I recced Lspace after that. Apparently I'm remembered as the librarian and wikipedia surrogate. It's nice getting reflected back like that, and being reminded I had a bit of impact. Now I got my memory jogged, I'll try to do the same. For example, this was the person who introduced me to Who fandom. It didn't stick, but I tried another TV fandom (Whedon's) and I'm glad. Got a bit of a follow-up on the projects I worked on (not a lot of that survived), and on what other ex-coworkers are doing. Missed a chance to see photos of a seaside trip (a hint I only got in retrospect). Discussed the news, some recent non-fiction we both read (it's nice having a subculture in common).

After that I re-enabled an old IM account I had been hiding from (unrelated old shame, a bit stupid really). Except I can't access it, I think it hit a twelve-months expiration.

coffee and people

Coffee: I can’t handle it. So very restless and fidgety. The worst (not today) is mixing it with early-afternoon drowsiness; then I’m tired and get jolts of alertness, head falling and posture tensing in fits and starts.

Met some old colleagues over coffee, happy reunion, helpful tips. Feels nice to have an offline peer group, to shoot random questions, or just for motivation. Exchanged some life updates. Will see them again soon.

As life updates go, having travelled in Africa was hard to beat. Mobile phones fun: You buy a sim card with two minutes of communication. Stout refurbished Nokia and the like. Buy more minutes on cards, by the minute. Prefer SMS for cheapness. More remote villages have bike taxis taking phones to an outlet. Maybe 25% of a median individual's budget goes into communications. And people asked my friend for facebook-friending after two minutes :P

Over five things make a post

I've been in Brittany last week. Had the opportunity to sail a bit, it's a nice feeling. The wind and the sea, the current and the tiller.

Is there a polite way to say “please don't smoke inside a car you're sharing with me”? My way wasn't. Not that I have regrets. I wasn't the rude one, but if it's effective I don't mind being perceived as such. Somehow I can enjoy it.

Read some Harry Dresden (first book and a half). Extremely formulaic, you can tick off the detective story clichés as you read. Searching “Dresden formulaic” pointed out that this was done on purpose (passive-aggressively protesting a writing class that promoted cliché writing). There's a lot of ritualistic exposition. You notice it's going to be a motif before it was ever repeated, then the next book repeats it. Read Dresden Codak instead!

Back home, I battled the inexorable advance of russian tanks rebuilt a friend's blog after a lame hack. Malware these days will intercept ftp passwords, share them, and publish itself on the web.

Not at all caught up with the flist/circle and losing ground. The world is still spinning, so I'll just resign myself. I approve of the three weeks for dreamwidth initiative; I noticed a lot of meaty material.

Witnessed, and gently prodded, a crackpot online. He was nice, but slippery. Humility is a virtue. “Unskilled and unaware of it” should be required reading. I think he was building on a meaningless theory, nice sounding but untestable, and found “insight” trying to apply it. In a way, he was another crackpot's padawan.

Listened to Peter Watts' the Things (audio, text), a retelling of the Thing. Reminded me of RED WORM TIME is begin (Zack Parsons, on SomethingAwful).

Adèle Blanc-Sec

Another movie from comics, but this time, adapted from French bandes dessinées. I've never really gotten into the superhero thing. Adèle Blanc-Sec is a cool film, by the talented Luc Besson. I haven't read the comics, though I recall the heroine was older there. This was basically spur of the moment, I didn't need to pick a cinema that had it undubbed, got in right after the commercials which is just sweet.

The film takes place at the beginning of the twentieth century. There are some nice, wide establishing shots giving a good sense of being there. Then we get the first character, whose face is basically out of a comic book. A lot of the action takes place in Paris and the immediate countryside. Some of the shots in the Museum d'histoire naturelle, already a place I like, give it a really nice atmosphere in the dark.

The eponymous heroine, Adèle, starts kicking ass in far-away lands. This is a bit gratuitous, her motivations are unexplained. When we finally get them, it's as a quick, telling aside (fleshed out later on). Besides classic hero traits — unflappable, knows her way in dark places, quick-witted and sharp-tongued, stubborn, always in motion — she has a bad temper which is rather fun to watch.

The world-building is like Blake & Mortimer (the non-tech ones), Tintin, Indiana Jones, except slightly earlier since this is early-twentieth. Sometimes like the pulps, sometimes like Arsène Lupin. Near-modern attitudes, old-fashioned clothes, a bit of fantastic that is taken completely in stride. It doesn't go for depth, but for atmosphere, humour, sporadically death and out of left field creepiness.

The secondary characters are mostly out of bandes dessinées. Can't say I cared for them, despite one or two subversions (one possibly a callback to the fifth element). I liked the professor which wasn't entirely an archetype, the pterodactyl was nice to have and that little pooch was just perfect.

The transitions are not on a Kusturica level, but there was a lot of fluidity, people remarked on it outside the cinema. A few shots were reused to good effect (the one with the moon over the Seine and that little detail cracked me up). There were also some setbacks and changes of tack that weren't really predictable.

All in all, a good film. I hope to get slightly better humour next time (more wit-based, cut most of the slapstick (except when straight-faced and over the top, as in the boiled egg scene) and stereotypes) and keep the great atmosphere. Also have a few characters fleshed out more, and keep Adèle's flaws.

Catholic topics

Shared a meal with, among others, a priest. He was (I think) recently ordained, had joined a parish where he had moderate duties, while he was pursuing further studies. I am an atheist, ex-catholic, and was among catholics. I mostly listened, so expect a dump of catholic zeitgeist. A shame I didn't make an effort to be more outspoken as I represented a wholly different viewpoint. I got interrupted and non-sequitured a few times while we were still on neutral topics, got the cheap satisfaction of putting the priest in the assholeish column and, because I care more knowing I'm right than having it acknowledged, left it at that. No, that attitude won't get me far.

A major theme was the feeling of being threatened. Abortion, Edvige, politics in general, were all seen in that light.

His studies involve canon law (now a mere historical curiosity, I should hope), as well as parts of regular law the church interacts with. I learned about chaplains in prisons; he isn't one, but the legal/administrative angle is interesting anyway. Remember we have a strict separation of church and state, and prisons are the state's responsibility. The state gets bishops to vouch for chaplains, with a similar hierarchy operating for the protestant, the orthodox, the jewish, etc. (Also it gives them paperwork. Heh.) The point of it is that chaplains should be providing moral support, not proselytizing. The recently created (2003 or so) muslim council has appointing imam chaplains as part of its mandate. There are very few of them. Priest then took the opportunity to point out that muslims were well represented within prison population; accurate but rather dickish, one should further point out that they lack political representation and opportunities, so the blame doesn't stop at them. He then pointed out that islam was, unlike catholicism, more high-maintainance, with food preparation and fixed-hour prayers in the right direction with the right clothes (I doubt that last one, I don't think too many religions would make prayer conditional on dress code (oh wait, they aren't rational. Still, only literalists take the book of Leviticus seriously)). Ranting about islam being too special snowflake earned him another asshole point. His general point that freedom of religion is hard in a place where freedom is limited is valid. However, this particular religion is prominent enough that it should be accommodated. When someone hinted that justice could be about not just punishment but also rehabilitation (and religion could be helpful in the latter), he failed to take the hint and said prisons were overcrowded anyway. So apparently he doesn't have that particular vocation. There's a line somewhere in new testament about what one does to prisoners and the humblest being done to Jesus; oh well.

On edvige, a recent decree that tries to get blanket permission for the secret service to keep files on people connected to people the government is afraid of, we could see eye to eye. This is one of those government power grabs in the name of terrorism, and it tried to bypass legislation altogether. The broad definition of potentially dangerous people is enough that they and their relatives total millions, which means a very big file indeed. It blows some post-holocaust safeguards we have, allows keeping files on minors, etc. He maybe wasn't aware of the millions of people part, but took offense at the fact that priests were part of the potentially threatening category (activists, politicians, criminals… are also there).

The abortion comment was that he thought catholics were being marginalised from gynecology, because they are trained to perform abortions. I know doctors can bow out of performing abortions. He was trying to say there was some sort of initiation ritual of a student having to perform a live abortion, which I find very doubtful. But arguing by squick is an effective tactic (I was squicked). He followed up with chemists being forced to stock Ru486, which the church dislikes even more than other contraceptives (presumably because preventing nidation the day after fits their definition of abortion).

We touched the other classics very quickly: euthanasia was somehow mentioned, as were gender roles.

On faith, he said he was told by a priest, when doing catechism, that he shouldn't tell the kids that the wafer was literally the body of christ. He was shocked, as were the other catholics at the table, since this is a basic part of church doctrine (also, gross abuse of the world literally that certainly helped me shed my faith). He sees woolly belief as an heritage of the 1968 near-revolution counter-culture (trying to find USian analogues), and thinks it will not hold; the general lack of catholic practice (4% of the French go to a catholic service monthly), not to mention the lack of priest vocations, to him means that only people professing “purer” faith will stick around, so if he is right it will give more representation to hard-liners. He in fact wasn't positive about the John-Paul II generation; I wonder if this was a sneaky way to state a preference for Benedict XVI over John-Paul II; Benedict XVI seems more of a hard-liner, if having presided over the renamed Inquisition is any indication.

There was some quick talk re other religions having facets of the truths planted there by the holy spirit (basically, whenever a religion agrees with catholicism, it's telling the truth). So islam is right about there being only one god, and so on. Pointless in my opinion, but it's nice to see the plurality of religions is at least acknowledged.

He talked a bit about the priests of his parish not being afraid of “telling it like it is”, not telling what they would be telling sadly. He thinks the church should get involved in politics again. This is a big no-no (enforced by the bishops) since the separation of church and state in 1905 (which he bemoans, and blames on a trend starting 300 years ago (doesn't he mean 220, with the French revolution? Unless this was about Voltaire and the Enlightenment?)). There is a recently-created political party for this, whose chief platform is “social doctrine of the church”. Whatever that means. So far their platform has actually been abortion. But maybe this will be a proxy for the politically-minded clergy to state whatever their political views are as being truly the “social doctrine of the church”. There is also a particularly outspoken catholic who was elected as a deputy, Christine Boutin, and has been part of a recent government. He highlighted she was great for the legitimacy of catholics in politics.

He was aware of the latest pedophilia scandal (he might have called it “recent trouble”), and noted that more people were getting their baptism certificate revoked as a consequence of it (as an aside, he notes baptism can't be undone, the church merely acknowledges the demand and gives some hoops to jump if you try to join again). Now that I think of it, this was very relevant to his study of canon law. The problem was that, as Ratzinger, pope Benedict XVI or someone acting in his name has shuffled around a known pedophile instead of bringing him to justice. It means he substituted church administration (which has its priorities very wrong) for penal justice. So I'd be curious of knowing where this priest thinks canon law stands, if he thinks it was invoked, if he thinks it was applied correctly, and if he can explain why the church didn't bring the affair to the attention of actual justice.

So this priest's preoccupations were mostly with being threatened in his role (edvige, chaplain regulations), in his values (abortion), in his faith (too many muslims! they believe blindly like I do but in the wrong faith which I don't!). His solution is greater insistence on blind obedience to the one true faith (I'm reaching, but he's not the “find your own path” type, as the catechism incident shows), and more political involvement (I dislike it, especially as he has a great influence on his parishioners, but politics is still the right arena for this). I wish ill to his political positions (abortion and gender anyway); introducing a party doesn't change the balance, except if people can link the faith with the politics, which is an interesting debate. I don't think the faith (new testament, not old testament) preaches anything besides compassion (helping the disenfranchised, etc), but obviously many people see differently; we didn't talk at all about social problems like poverty (not that I'm actually helpful there besides paying taxes). I've checked out of this when I let go of faith, but I can still be annoyed at their priorities.