𖥻 introduction post (҂°ロ°) !! ⭑° .

figured i might need one of these so. hi i’m leo / envy

read more if you want to get to know me, feel free to scroll past if you don’t care <3

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windowz97:

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

setulose:

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

adorabls:

bioluminescent-fungus:

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

• I am stronger than the jar
• ⁠⁠I know what left and right are
• ⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess
• ⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands
• ⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

thisissanitysfall:

my sallyface redesigns slashhhh just how i draw them as someone who has drawn them for years and has the best headcanons ever🧐 (the sequel)

cocopudu:

rarijack aren’t in gen 6, bc they’re too busy being gay and in love btw!!! 💎🍎

moveslikekeithrichards:

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me

color-palettes:

A Bliss Eternally Remembered - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#3c2154 #8c3b9a #ec86f6 #f9d4fd #ada689 #443c49

nonbinary-octopus:

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it’s okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it’s okay this happens all the time, I know you didn’t really want to access the actual website on your phone, that’s why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

moveslikekeithrichards:

retracing ur steps to remember what u were about to say/do is so funny like yeah let me go stand next to the microwave for a second i think i dropped my thought over there. & then it works

mercuryconfetti:

That one post you want that one mutual to see and then they never see it

witchrealms:

(x)

liebelesbe:

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don’t think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

crittaslink:

day 1 of job: I will sit politely and do all my work so so fast and stop only when my break is granted

day 200 of job: well looks like it’s time again to take a pee for fifteeeeen minutes.

ackee:

“how dare you hide this in the tags” -> “you sir have won the internets”

“none of these words are in the bible” -> “thats enough internet for today”

“op check your carbon monoxide detector” -> “were you on drugs when you made this”

and so on and so forth