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fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

Some of this is just called 'monkey wrenching', it's the lost art of simply throwing a wrench in the gears of the system to bring it down.

ICE driving behind you? Forget where you're going and Just ... sit through a green light. Don't have to keep doing it, or get caught ... just PERFORM YOUR TASKS POORLY.

Drop a wrench and say 'oops'.

You can resist while saying sorry, and pretending to comply. it's still resistance.

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FYUUUYYYCK FUUUUCK FUCK

did you think of the LGBT community?

just the lgb community

I'm like midas but instead of gold everything I touch deactivates

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Charlie Kirk, that is not how hashtags work on this website

i genuinely don’t think i’ve drawn her this well ever since i made this

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

Also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword!!!!!

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

having sex doesnt need to involve having sex

“This is a medical emergency and you should call 911 immediately” no, Google AI summary, you don’t understand. 1, why are you here I thought I typed -ai, and 2, I’m just a whump writer. No one’s pelvic bone is broken.

Well. Okay. SOMEONE’S pelvic bone is broken. But no one you can help.

Well. Okay. SOMEONE’S

pelvic bone is broken. But

no one you can help.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

People have such cool Kris designs... I wanted to try too Partially inspired a great cosplay from librarypuppy on tiktok

Engaging in a lot of shipping but shaking my head so that everybody knows I value character arcs and relationships without making them romantic sexual or queerplatonic

toriel needs a tutorial!!!!!

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

Kris doodles

Also the hair shine kinda looks like a halo which wasn’t intentional but it’s kinda cool cuz you know the angel n stuff