desconfío de la gente que tiene a martín cirio como epítome de la comedia. las cosas graciosas que ha dicho son contadas, todo el resto es misoginia dicho con "acento gay" y por eso les da gracia.

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

if you equate a fully grown person with a mental disability to a child I need you eradicated with my laser

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

[bravely] i like it when the smaller one tops

carri. the one and only.

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control