The Greatest Band There Ever Was

here's to alex's return home!

OMG, im ur no 1 fan. can u sign my b00b?

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all the news you need to know

Ok well guys big news. This big record label down here in Florida (who will remain nameless but I think you know who I'm talking about) heard our 17 song demo and is VERY interested, I'll keep you updated. Secondly I have to move the show on the 14th to the 12th...because we already have about 2100 flyers that say it's on the 12th.

I've also got a venue in Iceland that wants to book us for a 5 day festival (we'd be playing 4 out of the 5 days) in December but I told them we have to make sure the whole band will be able to make the trip so everyone check your schedules, I believe we'd be there from the 14th to the 21st.

Let me know what's going on...

- Alex reporting from Miami

a few dates to keep in mind, and your calenders open for:

-september the seventeenth
-october the sixth
-and, quite possibly but not for certain, october the fourteenth

locations to be divulged at a later date by a mr. alex goldberg. also, go listen to our new song. a very nice tune entitled she turned down what i draped over a back up cow
do it

Just to let everyone know, I'll be performing my one man production of Twelve Angry Men at the HJGM(O,S!) show.

Here's the ringer, i'll be invisible the entire time. Insane, yes? Completely free, no. It $42 in advance $667,783 day of show. So buy your tickets in advance.

Oh, free Red Stripe 'till 1am. (For the hipsters).

That's right, i finally finished the layout. now bow to me!

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hey there kiddos! this is to announce mine and alex's side-project, entitled the lex at sea. we plan on playing most commonly in the miami and possibly long island areas via boat shows.

the real objective here is our search for a powder monkey because we could really use the help. so if you're interested in touring with a band of pirates singing sea shanties, come along for the ride

-lexi

i woke up this morning
to find the biggest zit i've ever seen
resting on my forhead

i got the acne cream
but to my dismay i discovered
the dog ate it all

chorus:
i was already late for school
people will think i am uncool
i'll probably get beat up
i'll probably cause throwing up

i talked to the popular kids today
they took one look at my ugly zit
and called me gay

i talked to my teacher today
he gave me an F for being ugly
and he called me gay

[chorus]

even my best friend won't talk to me

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lyrics to our brilliant hit song, soon to be leaked to the internet.