sin, but like...funny

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

cw for like literally every slur in english I think but oh my god

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

Build a better world with Direct Action. Your government and corporations have already thrown your lives away, so do not fear death as a consequence.

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

Me: siiigh, if only there was a way to magically turn into a big fat catgirl…

The suspiciously shaped onion ring:

there's a lot of talk out there on the blogosphere about people misreading/misinterpreting the great gatsby as an endorsement of gatsby's mindset and lifestyle, but imo the person who misread the book the WORST was none other than one nick carraway. dude met a living metaphor and took him completely at face value 😔

@elmasinthetree your tag has passed peer-review

went to the pharmacy after work and when i came back to my car what i can only assume was the whole kong family had disposed of their banana peels, no doubt intended as an attempt on my life

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

punk isnt listening to the right music or dressing the right way, thats all so superficial. punk is when you go to a diy venue and the hot girl ur chatting up tells you she needs to piss so she walks you over to a secluded part of the venue and she looms over you with a scary look in her eyes the whole time while she soaks you in her pee and her breath reeks of cheap beers and and ...

and cigarettes,,,

There's just a fucking unicycle outside the English Department

I think you're in a liminal space

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

(illustration by Harold Speakman)