[A woman with blonde hair stares at her phone as the broadcast starts. She clears her throat, preparing for a speech:

All right. Pay attention, everyone! This is a call for a bunch of people who knows a black talking cat wearing a red bandanna! We are looking for!

[she frowns at the phone] One pointy guy who likes to wear a suit - Yomiel! I hope you know who you are. One young lady called Kamila. A big and loud detective called Jowd and another loud woman detective called Lynne. There's also an inspector and another talking dog. I forget their names.

If any of those names sound familiar, please page Ally Darling.

[her frown deepens] Before you ask, no, I'm not crazy and the damn cat really talks, okay?

Over and out!