happy june, it's pride and you're gay (Posts tagged welcome home)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Pleasantly imagining Poppy and Frank crocheting while indulging a little more than normal. Poppy can handle it better, Frank goes down quickly. Imagining Poppy very focused in her chair and Frank going in and out and sitting perfectly still while holding her unraveled yarn for her in the Adjacent chair.

And Frank would go from grumbling to rambling to quiet and Poppy would chime in and grumble with him before also winding up in that pleasant silence. But every now and again, she'd ask, "Are you still alive over there?" and He'd sound like he's thinking hard about it and says back, "Hm... It sounds like I am... Can you ask me that in a few clock turns from now? Just to double check..." And they'd both forget and Frank would wake up covered in One Billion granny squares.

one billion granny squares attack welcome home
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Frank and Julie have Girl Time but in a 'Girl as a unknown Noun' kind of way:

Julie, cheerfully: Girl Time, Frank!

Frank squinting his Eyes at her: What Kind of Girl Time, Julie.

Julie: Girl Time! (Getting ready to hurl a bowling Ball at Frank like a baseball)

Frank: I hate Girl Time. (Wearing a catcher's mitt and bracing for Impact)

welcome home i imagine frank saying tht last line in the tone of mr krabs saying 'aw man i hate the pill'