John "I don't need a fucking sticker" price who insists he doesn't care about your silly little sticker chart. The one you carry around with a page for each of the guys, placing a sticker for whatever you deem is good behavior. The first time price earned a sticker his whole face went red in embarrassment. Spent the whole day grumbling about not being a child. He claims to only pay attention to the stickers to know what kind of mood you're in. Still...the fact his behavior just so happens to align with perfect sticker behavior is a total coincidence.

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Simon "don't you dare sabotage my sticker, kyle–" riley who goes to comical lengths to earn a sticker from you. He never earned stickers in school, as many children living the way he had never did. It makes him feel seen, like his efforts toward being a kind person actually mean something even if he struggles socially. Sometimes, he'll text you about something he thinks is good sticker behavior and you'll send back a photo of his updated sticker sheet. He's the first one to earn enough stickers for a reward and nearly cries at the little ceramic kitten you gift him.

If you do not have a job then it's your duty to post about the characters Constantly. If you do have a job then it's your duty to imagine the characters in your job and also to neglect your job so you can post about the characters Constantly

Barry Sloane doing push ups shirtless with the sound on 7 years ago for your enjoyment

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?

i need him crushing me i need him covering me i need all my senses to be filled with him him him him him and also him i wanna feel him everywhere on my skin inside me my heart pounding against his wanna feel warm all over wanna feel held wanna know it's unclear where one starts and the other begins