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You Know You're Italian When ..
You really know you're Italian when:
1) you have a nonna...
2) you eat Sunday dinner at 2:00
3) you know what a riceball really is
4) your car has a green red and white bow with a horn attached to the mirror
5) you know the words to Dominick the Donkey by heart
6) Christmas Eve.....only fish....
7) favorite slow song...Ti Amo
8) have a gold chain, cross and your horn...
9) you have a stupid nickname
10) "fuhggetaboutit"
11) John Gotti is your role model
12) you love Nutella.......anytime
13) your nonna's meatballs are the best
14) you eat zepolis whenever you go to 18th Ave Festival
15) You're always dressed to impress
16) favorite movies: Godfather/Goodfellas/ Bronx Tale/The Last Don, and you live by them!
17) Guys gotta respect their women.....or else....
18) you've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you
19) pastina for breakfast
20) who you kiddin'?---pasta, pasta, pasta ....every day!
21) plastic on the furniture is normal
22) you only eat fresh mozzarella (wet)
23) you know how to pronounce "manicotti"
24) after you work out you can ring out your T-shirt as if you just took a shower in it
25) you've called someone a "mamaluke"
26) when someone dies in your family you eat baked ziti for a month
27) when you are agitated you speak in tongues by saying "sweet mother of mine" in perfect Italian -but
that is the extent of your bilingual abilities.
28) you wear "Italian wife beaters"
29) You've seen the guy in the AC in shorts, perfect white Reebok classics (no socks), a half zipped up Nike
wind jacket showing off his chest hair/gold chains/fat gut, smoking half a cigar, and thought he was the coolest guy
you've ever seen. (Maybe that's just me.)
30) you laugh when someone keeps cash in their wallet
31) PINKIE RINGS
32) TWO PINKIE RINGS
33) DA
34) THE 80 s
35) guido
36) freestyle
37) world cup soccer
38) 1985 to 1988 irock or 1989 to 1990 mustant gt
(itallian retard out cruising)lol just playing
39) clubs are u life
40) love girls girls and more girls
41) dvd's mob hits
42) music cynthia,tka,johnny o, stevie b, george lamond, dean martin, frank sinatra, tony bennent
43) Boys didn't do house work because it was women's work.
44) There was a crucifix in every room of the house, including the cellar.

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