forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

Oh HELL yes.

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

but i can't find any evidence of its existence from before 2018 lmao

and searching the artist's name only gets me like 6 pages of results on google

and a little artist showcase page on arthive for this guy with exactly 1 painting listed

and a biography that spells this guy's name like 5 different ways

which i'm pretty sure is because it's machine translated from something

very mysterious

oh doing his name in russian gives me some actually useful results, why didn't i think to do that

Солнечный город "Sunny City" - No date given.

Мир "World" - No date given.

Чусовские просторы. "Chusovskie expanses." Canvas, oil, 1997. Exhibited at the Nizhny Tagil Museum of Nature.

Осень "Autumn"

ooooh this one is really nice

Огни трудового Тагила, "The Lights of Labor Tagil" acquired by the Tretyakov Gallery in 1986.

октябрь "October" 2009 cardboard, oil, 29.5x39.5 cm

Осень на Чусовой, "Autumn on Chusovaya" 1999, canvas, oil, 79x100 cm

Чугун идет "Cast Iron is Coming" 1976

okay that's all the art this article had, i'm really glad i could find some this artist's other works!!!!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

oh thank god i found the unvandalized one

AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHH!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

like to charge reblog to cast

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

Been seeing some people confused on what this means SO added this on to the post

Hope this clears it up

Insanely happy with how far this post is going but I need everyone and I mean EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST TO PLEASE

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

We can’t just let this man get away with this and go completely free we NEED to fight back against this.

Here’s what you can do

1.Follow the instructions in the picture (alt text is included)

2.SPREAD THIS,SPREAD THIS LIKE CRAZYREBLOG,REPOST ON OTHER PLATFORMS, MAKE VIDEOS ON IT,TIKTOKS ON IT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER JUST SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

3.CONTACT ANY ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW CAN HELP

Your government officials,people who run news websites FUCKING ANYONE

I know shit may seem hopeless right now but that is no reason to atleast TRY to make a difference

Would you pay 80$ for this little guy? He’s almost entirely handmade, and can be converted from a purse to a stuffed animal to a pencil case

Ps please please reblog so more people can vote I need to know if it’s a good price

Little lads are now officially for sale!!!

Handmade to order, and available as a purse, stuffed animal, or pencil case

Please visit natures.needleworks on instagram or dm for more details

If I were to sell little guys like this

(Important note is that he’s almost entirely handmade)

Maybe please reblog this? I’d like to figure out a good price :)

If I were to sell little guys like this

Maybe please reblog this? I’d like to figure out a good price :)

If you saw this whale shark purse for sale would you buy it?

(Also if you wouldn’t mind reblogging to I can get more answers that’d be great thank you so much)

If you saw this whale shark purse for sale would you buy it?

(Also if you wouldn’t mind reblogging to I can get more answers that’d be great thank you so much)

Okay, Tumblr.

In the light of the recent Percy Jackson show (and ignoring the fact that I have to read Goethe's Faust for school), I am challenging you all and especially you reading this.

14k notes by the 1st of April and I will read all of the Percy Jackson series' books that my sibling owns.

I think they go up to the Apollo series? So, like. ~20 books.

Giveaway: Gift Cards to The Amazing Devil Merch Store

In TAD's recent insta post, in addition to the exciting hint at new music and the absolutely delightful pictures, they mentioned that gift cards have been added to their merch store. So, this blog is doing a gift card giveaway!

Two winners will receive a £10 gift card to TAD's merch store.

Here's how it'll work:

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

If you need to reach out and get help, please do

Please reblog this if you see it. Don’t hesitate to call any of these numbers if you need help.

This is you daily reminder, if you need help, get it! If not, I’m always here to vent to, I don’t mind!

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you have one week remaining.

you have no chance to survive make your time

Fucking reblog this post

A lot of things are possible but 90k in 4 days is not one of them

a million damn haikus keeping me awake i refuse to rest

@i-say-ok i don’t know if you’re willing to be @‘ed or not but you have a lot of followers and this needs a lot of notes!

ok.

fine I'll support this divine retribution of notes as punishment for viral hubris

I can’t believe I get to tag this spoilers

(+ no skirt version)

(Also feel free to click for better quality)