*trying to pressure a cis boy to transition* you could just be a masculine woman
the monster actually IS "a frankenstein" in the same way that four darks in red is a rothko
this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this
how about you stop fucking around and call me when you're ready to actually get serious about appetizers
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
An explanation for why you should not vote for Stephen Lynch in the Democrat Massachusetts Primary.
Official Post of Massachusetts
i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:
ALT
