Witchick

I know what I like and I also know what I absolutely will not do. I would love the simple pleasures of tieing a guy up smacking his ass a bit with a paddle or even a wooden spoon. Maybe even choking him a bit while I call him a worthless tiny dicked fucktard. I absolutely will not fuck, for several reasons, 1 over 80% of the POOPULATION has HPV and you ignorant fucks wouldn't have enough money to get ME to spread if you pulled all your assets together. I AM Priceless not Worthless.

I was at the tack shop (where you buy horse gear) last week and I haven't stopped thinking about this gel handled riding crop, yeah it was lavender but it was still nice and had a good sting. I was smacking it on my hand when the store owner said "try not to be so rough on the horse" I smiled wickedly and replied, I don't have a horse. His eyebrows raised, I winked and then asked if any of the saddles would fit on a man.