i keep a small deck of cards hidden on my person at all times so that in the event someone attempts to rob me i can quickly gamble myself into destitution before they take my money
Oh my god????
Oh my god.
I downloaded finch a while back to give it a shot and named my bird Bret. I really hate to say that it's been pretty helpful and unfortunately, I Have bought into dressing this little freak up. My goal's been to make him look like a villain in one of those Middle Aged Man In Florida books. Excuse the void but I got a cattleprod today which is helping
Researchers have shot footage of flys attacking and killing great white sharks
Please take my white ass to anor londo
*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*
Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker
How to fix a ripped plushie (clear and easy to follow) by 浪浪山陈三丫头手缝师傅
ok thank god there's so many fucking videos showing you how to do a ladder stitch like it's some kind of magic trick but here's the actual use case for it: closing a seam you can't reach the inside of. in all other cases, if you're fixing a ripped seam on pants, or on a tshirt, the ladder stitch is a messy, glorified running stitch.
Essential plush making technique, this one! Very good video, a lot of tutorials are kinda hard to parse for me.
THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT
give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW
UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
One time i went through a recruitment agency to find a job and they said "Yeah all we got is this job digging a hole." in case you were curious about the job market
i’m sincerely always saying this
sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it


