hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
Bonus: you don’t have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.
texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts
Dotty (the dotty one) keeps jumping the barrier to antagonise the dweebs. Peewee (white) is easily bullied by her but Lemon (Peewee's yellow daughter) doesn't put up with it. She protecc her useless momther.
Dotty can get back on her own to hang out with her own mum and siblings she gets along with. None of the other bristlenoses have realised they can Free Willy over the barrier and I hope it stays that way.
When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
