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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I dreamt “rpf” as slang was changed to mean “role play fazbear” and was initially used for a roblox fnaf game but came to mean like horror with chase sequences and/or jumpscares. especially like people trying to emulate that. and it was extrapolated so that on videos of people acting erratic and aggressive there were comments like “rpf lmaoo”. anyways for some reason it distressed me so much I woke myself up early to google if rpf still means “real person fiction”

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pet peeve of mine is when someone does not listen to me I know there’s people who struggle with listening/hearing/remembering/reading/etc. but….

my boss sent me a message asking me if I had access to a system I have no reason to use since my job does not require me to do the workload associated with it, because apparently others in our dept. (who Do need access and use the system regularly) are having issues with it.

I reply: “Since [my primary workload] was moved to [other system], I have no reason to interface with it, but I just checked and it seems I still have access.”

my boss replies a half-second later: “i know but can you check”

I look at it a beat and realize she had not read the second half of my sentence.

I wait another beat for her to do so. she sends no follow up messages.

I copy and paste the latter half of my earlier sentence: “I just checked and it seems I still have access.”

she thanks me. my fucking boss is a victim of our literacy crisis.

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