UGH!!!
SOME PEOPLE ARE SO GOD DAMNED NOSY. THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR *ME*!
crankyYou Are a Liberal Republican |
When you tell people that you're Republican, they rarely believe you. That's because you're socially liberal - likely pro-choice and pro-gay rights. You're also not so afraid of big goverment, as long as it benefits people and not politicians. You are the most likely of any Republican type to swing over to the Democrat side sometimes. |
You Are From the Sun |
Of all your friends, you're the shining star. You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight. You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party. Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty. Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best! |
You Are the Reformer |
1 You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong. High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them. You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect. You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair. |
You Know You're Korean When.... |
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now. TRUE You or your parents start singing when drunk. TRUE Your parents are shorter than you. TRUE (Mom anyway, Dad's white) You call a korean older than you "Oppa/Hyung" or "Un Nee/Nuna" TRUE Your parents think church is a social event. TRUE (Mom) "No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word. Your main source of income is New Years. Everyone asks if you're Chinese. TRUE Your parents think anything goes with rice. TRUE "Glue? Use rice, it’s better" TRUE Your parents have never kissed you. Your parents have never kissed each other. Failing a class means finding a new place to live. TRUE Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily. TRUE Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you. TRUE Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places. No matter how hard they try, your parents will never pronounce "wood" correctly. TRUE You think ramen is the fifth food group. TRUE You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food. TRUE Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store. TRY BEAUTY SUPPLY Your mother has a short haired, curly perm. TRUE Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying your 12 when your really 14. TRUE You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade. TRUE You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry. TRUE You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park. TRUE You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors. TRUE You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you. TRUE Your parents insist you marry someone Korean. People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate. Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you." TRUE Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both. You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine. TRUE Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him. TRUE When an Asian girl with a white guy (or vice versa) walks by, your parents STARE at them with their eyes popping out. When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more." TRUE Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying. After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on. TRUE You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!" TRUE You're proud to be Korean - and you pass these jokes on to all your Korean friends! TRUE |
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