can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

Anonymous asked:

What scent is your soap/bodywash?

* floral (lavender, lily, rose, etc.)

* fruit (coconut, lemon, mango, etc.)

* spice (allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc)

* herbal (chamomile, mint, rosemary, etc.)

* cooking ingredient (chocolate, coffee, sugar, etc.)

* plant (grass, pine, sandalwood, etc)

* object (camp fire, clean laundry, leather, etc.)

* place (ocean breeze, old library, tropical beach, etc.)

* something else

* unscented/“soap” smell

* it’s complicated

* see results

If your soap has multiple scent categories, pick the most prominent/the one you think fits best