Just Call Me Buttlord (Posts tagged nks)

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loremonster
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Thinkin about a future NKS story where Trent Boyett comes back and goes back on the warpath against The Gang + Butters, which means Dee Is Not Gonna Tolorate His Bullshit, and he's used to empty posturing and goes straight for the suckerpunch and Dee deflects and counters, leading straight to a fight in the bus parking lot. Kids going nuts, having an elevated view for those who haven't disembarked yet while the general crush of kids prevents teachers from breaking it up right away 🤣

Cut to the nurse's office where Dee's bloodied and being checked over for a broken nose, and Trent has an arm in a sling from getting thrown, split lip, immobilized ankle after Dee stomped on the joint in an attempt to hobble him, and Dee is musing on the bruises they're gonna have from Trent hammering their core once he realized Dee Was Serious

Feel like Dee Is Still In Death Glare Mode like Bitch Make One Move And I Will Try To End You Again Just See If I Don't

And then his parole officer shows up and starts asking Trent what happened to determine if its a sufficent violation to send the kid back to Juvi.

And Dee speaks up to make the Parole officer believe it was a false alarm, that the teachers exaggerated a big misunderatanding and slippery ice in the bus lot.

And Trent Is Past The Point Of Rage or Fear Distraction so he's probably immune to Dee's harmonic mind control, so to him this kid just Jedi Mind Tricked both the nurse and his Parol Officer and got him off the hook for a fight he 100% started

And then Kenny has to deal with Trent wanting to hang out with Dee cause they're both brawlers who flat out Enjoy Throwing Hands and having to contend with jealousy that Dee Has Another Sparring Partner but with a lot of Relationship Language showing its romantic insecurity he's contending with, goes to vent to Butters, maybe they go have a date to themselves while Butters reminds Kenny that Dee is Loyal To A Fault and wouldn't fly the coop for a ruggedly handsome face with a tragic backstory.

He don't like it either, but figures its like when Dee first met the Gang-- referencing that after Stick Of Truth Kenny and Dee threw hands ( and Dee yeeted him ) before they became friends and started hanging out. Dee's just making friends they way they usually do; trading blows 🤣

for those who missed it stirring the idea pot NKS south park fanfiction

Thinkin about a future NKS story where Trent Boyett comes back and goes back on the warpath against The Gang + Butters, which means Dee Is Not Gonna Tolorate His Bullshit, and he’s used to empty posturing and goes straight for the suckerpunch and Dee deflects and counters, leading straight to a fight in the bus parking lot. Kids going nuts, having an elevated view for those who haven’t disembarked yet while the general crush of kids prevents teachers from breaking it up right away 🤣

Cut to the nurse’s office where Dee’s bloodied and being checked over for a broken nose, and Trent has an arm in a sling from getting thrown, split lip, immobilized ankle after Dee stomped on the joint in an attempt to hobble him, and Dee is musing on the bruises they’re gonna have from Trent hammering their core once he realized Dee Was Serious

Feel like Dee Is Still In Death Glare Mode like Bitch Make One Move And I Will Try To End You Again Just See If I Don’t

And then his parole officer shows up and starts asking Trent what happened to determine if its a sufficent violation to send the kid back to Juvi.

And Dee speaks up to make the Parole officer believe it was a false alarm, that the teachers exaggerated a big misunderatanding and slippery ice in the bus lot.

And Trent Is Past The Point Of Rage or Fear Distraction so he’s probably immune to Dee’s harmonic mind control, so to him this kid just Jedi Mind Tricked both the nurse and his Parol Officer and got him off the hook for a fight he 100% started

And then Kenny has to deal with Trent wanting to hang out with Dee cause they’re both brawlers who flat out Enjoy Throwing Hands and having to contend with jealousy that Dee Has Another Sparring Partner but with a lot of Relationship Language showing its romantic insecurity he’s contending with, goes to vent to Butters, maybe they go have a date to themselves while Butters reminds Kenny that Dee is Loyal To A Fault and wouldn’t fly the coop for a ruggedly handsome face with a tragic backstory.

He don’t like it either, but figures its like when Dee first met the Gang– referencing that after Stick Of Truth Kenny and Dee threw hands ( and Dee yeeted him ) before they became friends and started hanging out. Dee’s just making friends they way they usually do; trading blows 🤣

stirring the idea pot NKS
loremonster

spyroheadphones asked:

How about a sketch about Dee Rick rolling the entire school when they thought she was gonna sing? I loved that scene!

loremonster answered:

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“Well, don’t you look proud of yourself?”

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Hehe I know you asked for the Rick Roll scene itself, but my brain found Ms. Eise-Herr snatching the mic back from Dee after she gets booed off the stage the more entertaining composition. Thanks for the request!

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irishfan62 asked:

Asking from desktop now! Could I please have the scene from the first few chapters of book 6, with Dee, Kenny, Butters, and Wendy all sitting in Dee's room with CJ?

loremonster answered:

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YOU BROKE THE SEWER!!” 

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loremonster

the-schwayest-batman-around asked:

Bad ass superhero posing with the three resident South Park Superheroes?

loremonster answered:

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This took way longer than it should have XD

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