Blog (294)
This is where I post original content and long-form entries.
- Custom MLB Video Title Cards
- Voronoi Art Generator
- G2 20250612
- What a Ride
- Blogging, Again
- Making a Record for the Fisher Price Record Player
- G2 20190214
- Super Mario World Skull Platform Lava Sprites
- Wii Hacking Links
- I Shure Love These Earphones
- Zelda Cross Stitch
- G2 20120807
- (G2) 20111012
- 20110214
- Title: Horror Vacui 2's Mimeoverse Easter Egg
- E-Book Tools
- T-SQL ASCII Text Art Generator
- Useless Fliers
- Tile we Meet Again
- G2 20100319
- Movable Type 5
- Messing with My Head
- Thankful to be Alive
- G2 20091001
- Houndstooth
- Maria's Party Invitations
- G2 20090612
- The Year of the MMix
- Just What you Wanted - More Posts
- Polar Bear Victimized in Headline
- Easter Eggs
- Rediscovering Lego's
- Converting Old Video Game Music
- Christmas Card 2008
- G2 20081225
- Yellowstone 2008
- Beautiful Fall Colors
- I Hope You're Sitting Down
- G2 20081012
- Why Blog When you Can Tweet?
- Newer Site Design
- The Whitburn Project - Curiosity
- It's Not All About the Design
- Affinity with Music
- Color Palette Generator
- Christmas in April
- The World (of these books) is Quiet Here
- Old Reliable
- From Whence it Never Will Return
- Once Every Four Years
- Got it. You're glad we bought it.
- Finally. Everything on Movable Type 4
- 52 Card Pick-up
- Magic from Her Fingertips
- Never Chose Her Own Adventure
- 2007 - The Year in Review
- Ouch
- A Little Face-Lift
- Christmas Card 2007
- Einstein
- Giving 100 Thanks - 2007
- Two, no, wait... Three with One Stone
- Unique to the Taker
- Mousecapades II
- Farewell, Recipes
- New forms of Interaction
- G2 20071012
- The World Upside Down
- A Lot Fewer Headaches
- Recipe Collection Revamp
- Site Revamp... Again
- My Job Predicament
- Hole in Wonder
- The Un-Secret
- Fantasy - Really all that Bad?
- DC, I'm Sorry
- Done with School
- Speed-o-meter
- 5 Things - Listmania
- Superstitions
- Best Worst Ever Never
- They Still Left the Bench
- Mousecapades
- Skip To My Lou (and Contest)
- Picky Eaters
- The Movie Theater, the Right Way
- Give 'em a Call
- G2 20070323
- More with Less
- Contact Form Idea
- Even on National TV
- By Last Name Only
- Losing a Partner
- The Neighbor's Door
- American Idol Delusion
- The Vastness of the Internet
- Always Good for a Chuckle
- Range of "Bless-you" Obligation
- Supposably, Acrossed, Ecspecially
- A New All-Time Low in Parenting
- Puzzle Piece Stealers
- In Memory of Mr. Cup Noodle
- Huge Posters
- The Wizard of Oz and OJ
- More Fast Food Intelligence
- Feelings about 2006
- Deprived as a Child
- Better Him than Me
- My Mood Is Controlled by the Spurs
- You Really Shouldn't Go Trick-or-Treating If…
- Daylight Savings Time
- Fast Food Workers
- Apex of your Existence
- Redesigning Longbored Surfer
- A Good 10 Seconds Is...
- Static vs Kinetic
- The Circus
- Parent-Teacher Conferences
- That's Just Childish
- Where it Counts
- HP's Photo Slimming Effect
- An Introvert
- Pawner and Pawnee
- You MUST Fill this Out
- Snakes on a Plane
- The Impossible
- Damage Controlled
- Movable Type Upgrade
- That's What I Would Do Too
- Birthday, I Stand Corrected
- Maybe It's Time
- Responding to the Unfamiliar
- No Regrets
- Consider the Source
- Melty is not a Word
- Newbie Cell Phone Users
- So Long Tori
- Teammanship and Sportsmanship
- Welcome Back, Self
- Longbored Compliant
- Carl's Jr. Has it All Wrong
- Project Teams
- The Hokey Pokey
- Walking Canes
- Bowling
- Windshield Wiper Speed
- Office Co-Workers
- G2 20060331
- Candy Organization
- April Fools
- Geekiness Continues
- Sharing Food
- I Shot the Sheriff
- After-cereal Milk
- Conference Them In
- End of Class Surveys
- Billboard Charts, Plogger and Credit
- For Sale By Owner
- Car-Capades
- New Server
- A Mean Piece of Toast
- The Content Migration
- How TV Should be Watched (TiVo)
- How Are You
- The Intern (me)
- New Domain Home - Part 2
- Room Rearrangments
- Dynamic Publishing and PHP
- Manu es el Hombre
- Bunched-up Socks
- New Domain Home
- Soggy Cereal
- Difficult Conversations
- Handycap Parking
- Ubuntu
- Books
- Christmas Lights
- Christmas Parties
- No Mating on the Ark
- Large Red Bows
- Recipes and Comments
- Rhapsodic Queen
- Urgent Voice Mail
- Finally Finished (again)
- Longbored Photos
- Impersonal "Personal" Awards
- How to Anger Yahoo
- MacGourmet Templates
- Traveshamockery
- Fixing Printers
- The Point of a University
- LBS Initial Design Complete
- The Site Design
- What I'm Doing
- Little Blogging Adventure
- Less Popular Superheroes
- Department of Redundancy Department
- The Comb-over
- The Slide Advancer
- Ignoring the Issue
- The Toothless Wonder
- The Whatever Sandwich
- Stuck in the 80's
- Stores with Entrance Fees
- My New Lifetime Pass to Any Event
- Red Hair
- 110 Percent
- The Tour de France
- Invented Names
- Intra-Office Email
- Bad Birthday Presents
- Cheerleaders
- May and Can
- Talking to the Speaker
- Baby Oil
- Whachu talkin' 'bout Willis? - Maria Style
- Life Cereal is Bossy
- Ways in which my Workplace Might be Different if Everybody I Worked with were Literally a Baby
- Helping Others Move
- Fat People - Small Clothes
- Hairy Backs
- Bathroom Sink Drinking Fountain (a.k.a. Shamu)
- Wendy's Spoons
- Nokay
- Holding the Handrail
- Playskool
- -oree
- Driving in the Fast Lane
- Cleaning Mice
- Weatherman Hair
- Home-ifying
- Lyrical Vocabulary
- Unionization of __________
- Talking to a Point
- Water Slide Nation
- Tour de Fast Food
- Continuous Pocket Change
- Walking on the Right
- The Revolving Door
- Burnt Popcorn
- Windshield Wiper Inspection
- PBAA
- Non-Dog People
- Email Retards
- Time Sheets
- Three Hole Punch
- Stress Ball Makers
- The Drive Through
- Talking to Yourself
- Stealing Office Supplies
- Cinco de Mayo Idiots
- Flushing Twice
- Fanny Packs
- Specific
- Couldn't Care Less
- Bangs
- Inappropriate Wake Activities
- (Some) Utah Drivers
- Utah Accents
- High Five
- Men's Restroom Etiquette
- The Spiral Stairs
- Buttload
- Answering Machine Messages
- Soundtrack of Your Life
- Shaking Hands
- Printer Paper Tray
- Precious Babies
- The Fridge Nazi
- Wearing all Black
- Our Amazing Race - Day 6 of 6
- Our Amazing Race - Day 5 of 6
- Our Amazing Race - Day 4 of 6
- Our Amazing Race - Logo
- Our Amazing Race - Alec's Video Idea
- Our Amazing Race - Day 3 of 6
- Our Amazing Race - Day 2 of 6
- Our Amazing Race - Day 1 of 6
- Improbable Irish First Names
- Characters that didn't get a Call Back to Become the Easter Bunny
- Talents had, but not shown in the Miss America Pageant
- Failed Replacements for the "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" saying that helps teach North, East, South, and West on a Compa
- Things a Toaster would Complain about if Alive
- Reasons I Don't Let my Dog Lick my Face
- Failed Soda Flavors
- Items which should be sold in Catalogs, but aren't, due to Shipping & Handling Costs
- Things at my Desk at Work that I Haven't Used in a While, and Might be Growing Something Unwanted
- Things I Wouldn't do at Home for a Klondike Bar
- Things I wouldn't do at work for a Klondike Bar
- My BS Staff Meetings
- Ways in which I have Recently Gotten out of Changing a Diaper
- Grouped Words from Album Names that Might or Might not Mean Something Else
- Comments at Work Lately Which Could Easily have been Misunderstood if Taken out of Context
- Intelligent E-Mail Titles from My Boss in the Past Week